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I just wanted to say whoever is a faker pretending to be me, that you are literally ruining my life right now. And I can literally not take this right now in life and that I just want peace so please, please stop.
Prince, please talk to me for real...
Let's sort this out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Please, please answer me. I need an answer!!!!!!!!!!!! BTW, Princess, my name is Gwen, and I am not a faker!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Guys, let's make this post have the most comments on the whole website!" This post has the most comments on the whole website.
Alex, you will never believe this!!!!!!!!!! Please respond as quick as possible! To my love, Alex!
Watch this dog https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gM8gBVjVTaQ
A man dies of old age on his 25th birthday. How is this possible?
Answer: He was born on February 29.
My sister is really disrespectful, and her famous words are, "You're not my parent!" The next time she says this, I'm going to respond back with, "You're right, because I would have worn a condom to protect from you being born unlike my dad did!"
Dad: Where is my son?
Son: Come join me with musical chairs, except we stand on them.
Dad: Ok, so do we put this round our neck?
Son: YES!
Mum: AHHHHHHHHHHHH
I wanna see this pic of me in a bra! Where do I find it?
Gwen, this needs to stop, so please, this is not a dating website, go on Tinder or something, just not here. Hate me if it makes you feel better, but this is sickening!
This is crop tops! Go to crop tops and click each picture and look! Comment too.
Oh, and like!
Man, everybody's birthday is this year! 🤦🏽♂️
This will take a ton of time.
A skele-ton.
This is a bad day for me.
One day I was at church. I had to sit down. I said, "Who in the world stinks?" I looked down. Turns out it was me, and this is not a joke, but funny.
The bright side of this pandemic is now both my hands look equally chapped and raw.
Thanks Ethan for all you've done. We've both made mistakes when all is said and done, but just thanks for being a good friend. This is officially my last post on here, Ethan-Real 1.
What did the hurricane say to the coconut palm tree?
Hold on to your nuts, this one's gonna blow!
Ferb is older than Phineas because his last line.
Ferb: "I’m boutta blow this sh*t!"
Why don’t autistic people like Autism Speaks?
They’re jealous that autism can speak.
(This is not meant to be triggering, sorry if it is).