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If you're seeing this, this is your sign to go fuck yourself.

For my birthday on Sept. 11 this year, I just want a plane chocolate cake.

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I hate school. I mean, why can't you pull out a 12 gauge and shoot everyone, including the teachers?! This generation is too soft, man.

If y'all look up freshfry jokes, I'll come up. About a year ago, I had a bunch of friends on this app.

I know this girl, Kamelah. She say, "What are you looking at?" I said, "I’m just tryna figure out why it look like Santa stole your hairline."

A priest and a rabbi were hanging out at a playground. The priest waves to a kid to come over and tells the rabbi, "Let's screw this kid."

The rabbi looks confused and asks, "Out of what?"

Pro lifers: End abortion!!!

Pro lifers after school shooting: But not this abortion.

Took my receipt to the sperm bank so I can get this comeback.

My teacher made us watch a movie about the struggles of being an overweight person in this day and age.

It was really heavy on me.

I just got my COVID vaccine, and this lady said, "You have no idea what you put in your body." I said, "Yet you are eating chorizo."

"This is the dude who assassinated JFK."

"If you got a question, just shoot!"

My friend: I want to cut myself.

Me: No, don’t do that. *hands lighter* Do this instead.

I wonder how many people read this wrong.

For those of you greener than a Mexican's card when it comes to this website, it's darker than the unemployment line.

This guy comes knocking on the door in hell and speaks to God. "Please let me out, it is too cold in here!"

God is all confused. "There is a big fire in there!" The guy answers, "Yes, there is, but you cannot get near it. All the bishops, cardinals, and priests are sitting around it."

How ironic is this?! I was playing Jenga before the first plane hit the Twin Towers.

Did Delaware wear a New Jersey? Idaho, Alaska?

What it actually means: Did Delaware wear a New Jersey? I don’t know. I’ll ask her.

P.S. My dad is a history teacher and he told me to put this in here.

I burnt down a whole forest and asked myself, "Is this hell?"

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