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I'm ticked off by this tick joke!

This is a bad day for me.

One day, a chemistry teacher asked his student, whose name is Raj, "What is the chemical formula of water?"

The Raj replied, "HIJKLMNO."

The teacher asked, "What is this rubbish?"

The Raj replied, "Yesterday, you taught the chemical formula of water is H2O."

So a kid was hanging out with his mom and this man comes up to him and said, "Hi, I'm your new dad." The kid did not think about it, and then he did and said, "But I already have a dad." The mom said, "That was not your real dad."

Do you know the teacher that went up in space? She had blew eyes. One blew this way and one blew that way.

Am I doing my work? Because typing this took lots of work.

Hi! It's the kid with another dark joke! On this episode: Orphans!

This is how to die soft 101.

Yo bro, you good? You need a hug?

I was thinking about jelly this morning. It reminded me to take out the trash.

I was cussing out this kid for stealing, and their mom walked in and said, "Hey, language!" I just said, "English, bitch!"

What did God say when he created the first black person?

"Behold, this specimen of divine integrity!"

This joke here is the worst.

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I do not have enough information to complete this request. Can you please provide the joke?

I know this is supposed to be an emo joke, but does anyone want to play Rocket League?

I'm on PS4, by the way!

My name: Box3d_by_Clapped

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I burnt down a whole forest and asked myself, "Is this hell?"

What is this anyway?