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What did the people in 9/11 say when they got the wrong pizza? Man, they got it wrong, I wanted this shitty plane!

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The umpire and the catcher were having a conversation. The runner slid into home, “I slid into this conversation.”

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We need to stop making orphan jokes like this because they aren’t mean enough. We need more cruel jokes.

This joke here is the worst.

This is how to die soft 101.

Yo bro, you good? You need a hug?

I was cussing out this kid for stealing, and their mom walked in and said, "Hey, language!" I just said, "English, bitch!"

What did God say when he created the first black person?

"Behold, this specimen of divine integrity!"

I was thinking about jelly this morning. It reminded me to take out the trash.

I was on a website doing homework, and there was this funny a** commercial banner saying: "Eat a bag of Dick's!" It was the funniest sh*t ever!

Global warming will kill every single person on this planet.

It's a good thing I'm married.

If you're looking at this, then look behind you!

This joke is like a vacuum cleaner... it sucks.

Am I doing my work? Because typing this took lots of work.

Hi! It's the kid with another dark joke! On this episode: Orphans!

Hope this is good!

For all those Simpsons fans out there, this one I'm sure you know:

Abe: "It's rotten being old. No one listens to you."

Lisa: "It's awful being a kid. No one listens to you."

Homer: "I'm a white male, aged 18-49. Everyone listens to me--no matter how dumb my suggestions are."

I know this is supposed to be an emo joke, but does anyone want to play Rocket League?

I'm on PS4, by the way!

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