i always woder what girls are thinking about. mabe balls
I think Paul Walker and 9/11 jokes are great but when I tell them to others they tend to crash and burn
If your born deaf what language would you think in
well a lock and a key where going on vacation but the key said help me im stuck and then the lock said i think i am in lock-shary
The new pandemic is feminism and all kinds of democratic thinking. COVID is a joke compared to these nasty ass diseases.
My cousin asked me "What do you think was going through Hitlers mind right before he died"
I told him "Probably a bullet"
If you think about it, the 9/11 memorial is literally just a scoreboard..
Little Johnny and his mom were sitting in church one day, when suddenly Johnny said,"Mom I think I'm gonna throw up" Then his mom said, "Go across the field and into the bushes, hopefully no one will see you there". Johnny comes back a minute later and his mom asks,"Did you make it?", then Johnny said,"No, but there was a box by the door that SAID For The Sick"
Joe Biden is the first president in history to have a vice president on record claiming they believed sexual harassment allegations against him. I don't know about you, but I think that's a pretty big elephant in the room!
True fact: Five out of six people think Russian roulette is safe. (Russian roulette is a game where you put 1 bullet in a pistol that has 6 chambers each person spins it and try not to land on the bullet to find out if you got the bullet or not you point the gun at yourself and pull the trigger)
Feminists think men hate them. MEN HATE FEMINIST KARENS. We already have equal rights. It wasn't always like that, but that was in the past. So fuck feminists.
(Like if you hate feminists.)
Why are orphans so sad?
Because everytime they swallow, they think... you should have mom
I just gotta come out and say it. I like miners, and I don’t care what y’all think. I mean the fact that they risking their lives just to make ours a little easier is amazing. I’ve always wanted to marry one to be honest. Y’all need to give more respect to the mining⛏ community.
like if you think oily men are hot
Yo mama so fat
She is the reason why people think that the earth is flat
Your so ugly not even your mom thinks you're beautiful
Like this post if you think pineapple belongs on pizza.
"I'm thinking about killing off the main character in this book I'm writing."
"What type of book is it?"
"An autobiography."
WHY DON'T SHARKS EAT NlGGERS? THEY THINK IT'S WHALE SHIT.
you think your funny look at your hair line it looks like a McDonalds sample
