What is the worst thing about dating a blind woman? Getting her husband‘s voice just right
What’s one thing women need to know nowadays? Their place
Why do people hit their electronics when they don’t work? You keep the tradition of hitting black things
do you want to be in heaven with Jesus our savior or be in earth with bad things
Why did the parachute break up with the skydiver?
Because it was tired of being taken for granted every time things fell apart.
What's one thing you can say about your house, but not your girlfriend?
A man and woman were having sex. After they were done, the man asks the woman, "Are you a nurse?" The woman answers, "Yes. How did you know?" The man replies, "Because you took care of me so well." Then the woman asks the man, "Are you an anesthesiologist?" He says proudly, "Yes. How do you know?" The woman answers, "Because I didn't feel a thing."
Scientists have proven that there are two things in the air that have been known to cause women to get pregnant: their legs.
Politicians and diapers have one thing in common: they should both be changed regularly... and for the same reason. Trump and Biden didn’t get the memo.
what's one thing that you can say about a train, but not your girlfriend?
Leo must be a PARKING TICKET... not because of the “fine” thing, nah, it’s because she’s OVERSTAYED her WELCOME
