Thing jokes
I don't trust atoms.
They make up everything.
Why do gay men and lesbians believe that bisexual men don't exist because there is no such thing as male bisexuality?
Because it doesn't cycle 🚲.
Funny thing is, dead women can't say no...
Do you wanna know the best thing about 28 year olds?
There are 20 8 year olds.
What was the last thing that went through the minds of the 9/11 jumpers?
Their ankles.
Lololol get it? They fell from like 100 feet.
What is one thing humans do before they eat?
They beat their meat to make nuggets.
When someone keeps talking while you are trying to focus on something, what is the rudest thing you can say to them?
SHUT UP!!!
What's the most annoying thing in the world?
When you're told you're still qualified to live.
Grass is green. I am the queen. If only I can see you scream on the screen.
Things that rhyme with green, queen, screen: clean, between, been, ...
I made a website for orphans. The thing is, there was no homepage.
If gravity pulls things down at 9.8 m/s squared, why did the emo kid not come down?
There were 3 Gay Fish in a Tank. One says to the others: "How do you drive this thing?"
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Teacher: Can someone tell me the only living thing that can reproduce without sex?
Little Johnny: "Your wife."
One thing you can ask Mario:
"Can you jump up and down for me?"
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What was the thing that Beethoven used the most?
THE OVEN! (BeethOVEN)
There was a new kid in my school. The first thing the teacher said was, "Me, you, the basement NOW!"
What are two things you could call a fart?
"Gas from the ass" or "Odor from the motor!"
Stephen Hawking couldn't drink anything.
He'd break if he did.
I was fucking this girl, and I started to make her cry.
She mumbled things and squirmed, but I couldn't hear her through the gag I put in her mouth.