What does the ocean do to its friends? It waves (*sorry i wasn't making any jokes for a while i was getting sick of this thing*)
Do you wanna know the best thing about 28 year olds
There are 20 8 year olds
what was the last thing that went through the minds of the 9/11 jumpers?
their ankles.
lololol get it they fell from like 100 feet
So dark Many jokes about orphans God this is the second worst thing to happen to these orphans
Someone burgled my house the other day. It was terrible. They ripped all of the front and back pages of my dictionarys. Things went from bad to worse.
What is one thing humans do before they eat? They beat there meat to make nuggets
What was the thing that Beethoven used the most? THE OVEN! (BeethOVEN)
I made a website for orphans the thing is there was no homepage.
What's the most annoying thing in the world
When your told your still qualified to live
When someone keeps talking while you are trying to focus on something, What is the rudest thing you can say to them?
SHIT- UP!!! ( shut up)
What’s the first thing you should do if an epileptic is having a seizure in the bathtub?
Throw in your dirty laundry.
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Teacher: Can someone tell me the only living thing that can reproduce without sex?" Jo
Little Johnny: "Your wife."
There were 3 Gay Fish in a Tank. One says to the others: "How do you drive this thing?"
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One thing you can ask mario.
Can you jump up and down for me
There was a new kid in my school the first thing the teacher said was me u the basement NOW