They jokes
Why do terrorists like the Twin Towers?
It's the next thing they blow up.
Bro, your hairline and an athletics track have one thing in common: they look like Humpty Dumpty.
Why can’t dinosaurs clap? Cuz they are all dead.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find home plate.
Are those tears real or are they like you? Fake.
A person with a wheelchair and a football, then they are Rocket League.
Why can’t orphans go on field trips?
They need a parent's signature.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
Luca’s Mom and Dad be throwing the kids into the fountain in the city, but they're sea monsters, so if they went to jail for that, they would be on death row anyway. 🤣
Why are women in love with plastic because they had a plastic "galflalflflfalfl?"
Why do orphans have no home?
Because they didn't have a family to give them one.
Yo mama's so fat, when she wants to take a bath, they need to make more H2O.
Why do men get great ideas in bed?
'Cause they are plugged into a genius!
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find their way home.
When baseball players want to get together, what will they do?
Touch base.
Why do apple trees like emo kids?
Because they like to play yoyo with them.
Why can an orphan not do school work?
Because they have to take their work home to their parents.
Why can't homeless people buy a house?
'Cause they live on the streets.
What kind of food does a lesbian love? Anything they can eat out.
Why do asses make terrible spies?
Because they always CRACK under pressure.