They jokes
Why did the orphan become famous? Because they said, "Go big or go home!"
What did the World Trade Center order from Domino's Pizza?
They ordered two large planes.
Why aren't orphans good at poker?
Because they don't know what a "full home" is!
My name is Devonair.
When I get a haircut, it's always bald.
Kids make fun of me, they call me "dang-near bald head."
My name is Devonair *dev-on-near*
I always thought they were making fun of me because of my name pronounced near.
Your hairline and your forehead must have a lot in common because they go waaaaaaaayyy back!
Why don't Pakis play football? Every time they get a corner, they build a shop.
Q: Two skeletons walk into a bar. What happens?
A: They fall.
(They walked into a BAR, as in a rod or whatnot.)
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
Why is Texas the worst state ever?
They only have one star.
Why do cannibals love sex? They can make their own food.
By recruiting sponsors, they help them find work in their first year.
How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two, but they're very tiny and we're not sure how they got in there.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t have a home to run to.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't run home.
Why don't terrorists like Walmart?
They prefer a Target.
Why are pirates named pirates?
Cuz they arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
Q: If there were two moo cows walking down the street, where would they be going?
A: Home to see their mama!
Oh, the monkeys in the trees, they dance and they play, Their fur so soft, their eyes so bright, they chatter all day. Their tails so long, their hands so fine, they swing and they sway, In the trees, they're the kings of the fray.
Their antics bring joy, their laughter so free, They're a delight to watch, as they jump and they spree. Their mischief is contagious, their fun so true, They're a treasure, a gift to me and you.
Their little hands so deft, their feet so light, They swing through the trees, with grace and might. They're a wonder, a marvel to see, A precious gift, a treasure to me.
Why do cheetahs run? Because they are spotty.
Why don't humans eat raw meat? Because they use technology to cry about raw meat is good. Go and leave, bro, I'm going to eat sushi.