They Jokes

What do strippers and peanut butter have in common? They both spread for bread.

How do parents punish their blind kids?

They re-arrange the furniture.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to do it in the water. Jack slipped, his condom ripped, and now they have a daughter.

Why do Republican men hate transgender people?

Because they lost a dick-measuring contest to a ladyboy in Thailand!

What’s the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese person

You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message

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A meme with two parts. The upper part is a dialogue between a kid and a mother about dark humor. The mother tells her kid to tell a man without arms to clap. The kid responds he's blind, and the mother says, "Exactly." The bottom part shows a man in a sports uniform being interviewed in front of a football field at night. The text on the image says, "They had us in the first half, not gonna lie."

You tell an orphan joke to an orphan. You start laughing, they start crying. They say they are going to tell their mom. Then you start laughing harder.

If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive, they would eventually find me attractive.

Why can’t an orphan get suspended or expelled from school? Because they need to contact parents.

"Dude, can you believe Republicans are opposed to homosexuality, women's rights, and immigration, yet they are silent when it comes to incest and child molestation?"

"Well, I'm not surprised. Republicans have to win the Alabama vote, or else."

You wanna know why I love trains?

They end my suffering.

Why do midgets laugh when they run?

Because the grass tickles their balls.

I donated 100 dollars to a blind children’s charity. Too bad they won’t ever see a dime of it.

Why do dwarfs laugh when they run?

The grass tickles their balls.

Why are feminists always against men?

Because men can piss with something that they can't: piss with dicks.

What do white people and fences have in common? They both get jumped by Mexicans.

The happier they get, the less they see.

A teacher asks a boy in her class, "If 3 birds are sitting on a fence, and one is shot, how many are left?" The boy responds with, "None." The teacher asks why. "They would all fly away after hearing the gunshot." The teacher says, "The answer is 2, but I like the way you think."

Later, the boy asks the teacher, "3 women walk out of an ice cream shop. One is eating with a spoon, one is licking it, and one is sucking it. Which one is married?" The teacher says, "The one sucking it." The boy says, "No, the one wearing the ring, but I like the way you think."