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I hate stairs. They are always up to something.
I love stairs. They are always down to party.
Why do orphans come to me?
'Cause they have someone to call "father."
Answering a knock at my door, I see a vacuum cleaner salesman who proceeds to tip a huge bucket of shit all over my carpet, before proclaiming any trace this hoover doesn't remove I will personally eat myself.
"Well, I hope you're hungry," I replied, "'cause they cut off my electric this morning!"
What do they call Dwayne "the Rock" Johnson's son? The Pebble.
What is an orphan and an apple?
They get picked.
Why can't New York City play chess?
Because they lost 2 towers!
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
If the USA is so good,
Why did they make a USB?
Why did the short person become a chef?
Because they could "microwave" dinner without needing a stool!
If Stephen Hawking was walking, they would have a hawk problem.
The terrorists suck at [something]. They lost two times to the Twin Towers? Like, how do you land so far from it? One of them landed in a field.
Danny's Chromebook, Charger in his eager hands, Power for his world.
Fingers click and type, Words flow with electric grace, Thoughts come to life.
Screen illuminates, Imagination takes flight, Limitless pages.
Infinite knowledge, Unleashed through digital realms, Chromebook charger's might.
Danny's trusted friend, Always ready to connect, Bound by cord and fate.
Together they thrive, Exploring vast horizons, Endless possibilities.
Danny with his Chromebook charger, A duo, unstoppable, Unleashing their dreams.
Why do cows have babies?
They moo-ved together.
A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"
And the women look at him as if they have never seen a man walk into a bar before.
Roses are red, violets are blue, people think that you’re fat, until they saw your mom.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they ate the bat!
Why do they call it oven, when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food?
Symptoms of Schizophrenia.
The symptoms of this condition are fairly easy to recognize because they stand out so distinctly from a person’s usual behavior. In order for a diagnosis to be made, the person must suffer from two or more of the following for at least one month:
Delusions
Hallucinations
What does a kid at Epstein Island and MAGA supporters have in common?
They both can't get Trump's dick out of their mouth.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the recording studio?
Because he heard they were dropping TRACKS.