They jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't run home.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because they can’t run to home.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t have a home to run to.
Why don't orphans know how to play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Question:
Did you hear the one about MAGA people?
Answer:
It "sucks" just like they do!
We all know what rapper she’s talking about…
Why can't an orphan have sex?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
I showed my family a few Charlie Kirk debates.
They called him a pain in the neck.
OK, bye.
Q: Two skeletons walk into a bar. What happens?
A: They fall.
(They walked into a BAR, as in a rod or whatnot.)
What does Stephen Hawking have in common with David Beckham?
They both dribble.
Every 911 joke isn't that good.
Well, at least not until they come crashing down.
Why don't Pakis play football? Every time they get a corner, they build a shop.
What do a mole and an eagle have in common?
They live underground, except for the eagle. Lol.
Why do orphans not use iPhones?
Because they don't have a home button.
I complained to my landlord that carpenter ants were getting into the timbers. He was dismissive.
"They're Karen Carpenter ants, they don't eat much of anything."
What's the difference between an abortion and a baby girl in China? Nothing, they both die.
I had bullies behind me on the street, but they were too fat and slow, so they got ran over by a truck that represents fat and slow.
Why can't orphans play cricket?
'Cause they don't know where the home is.
We were versing year 8 at footy, and they were mostly black, so I told my white friend to WATCH OUT!!!
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What’s the best thing about midgets??
They don’t need to bend while giving blowjobs.