They jokes
Why are short people sad?
Don't judge though, it's crap but...
Because they couldn't reach happiness.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don’t have a home to go to.
What is one good thing about child molesters?
They drive slow past schools.
How do bees go to school?
They go on a school buzz.
"Why don't skeletons go skydiving?"
"Because they don't have the guts... or the parachute!"
I told an emo kid that we were going to hang (hangout), but they took it too literal.
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always find their way with their flow.
Why are blinds called blinds?
Because when they aren’t closed, they are blinding!
I asked a child where their parents were. They started to cry. I laughed and walked out of an orphanage.
Why do most orphans cook for themselves?
They don't have a home cook.
Why can orphans play baseball?
They can’t find home plate.
What's the difference between fathers and hurricanes?
Nothing. They both destroy families and then leave for a couple of years.
Why are Mexicans good at Uno?
They always steal the green card.
The mom and dad left the child because they were famous and rich, like rich monkeys.
What do emo kids and apples have in common?
They both hang off trees.
Why can't 12 boys go down the elevator? Because they have nothing to press the buttons.
Why do orphans like cows?
Because when they leave, they bring back the milk.
Why can't orphans play poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
Life's a bitch, and then you die. I now see what they mean.
What do an orphan's parents and Nemo have in common?
They both can't be found.