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You know the Twin Towers employees were supposed to meet a good football team. Instead, they just met the Jets.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home, lol.
When you are bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Call their parents?
Friends, who's your barber? They mess up big time.
Me.
You're just jealous because my dad cuts my hair for free, and you have to be paying 30 dollars just for that short-ass cut.
Why can't orphans have family size chip bags? Because they have no family to have them with.
Me all the time :
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Someone bullied a disabled person.
The disabled person said they can't stand it.
Why can't orphans become YouTubers?
They don't have electricity!
Why can orphans get away with being bad at school?
They do not have parents to bring to parent/teacher conferences.
If you bully a kid, bully an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why are orphans gay?
They call everyone "daddy."
Why does an orphan hate apples? Because they get picked on more.
Why can’t Chinese people play cricket? Cus they always eat the bat.
Why do orphans like to be gay?
So they can call someone "daddy."
Girls are like roller coasters; the faster you go, the louder they scream.
If you're bored, just punch an orphan!
What are they gonna do...tell their parents?
Even if you do burn down an orphanage, it's not gonna matter. It's not like they have homes.
Why are Americans bad at chess? Because they have already lost two towers.