They jokes
Q: Why can’t orphans play baseball?
A: 'Cause they can’t get back to home.
What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center?
Two large planes!
Why can't orphan kids play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
They never reached home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home base.
Why don't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play cricket? Because they can't find home.
Why do orphans have to be homeschooled?
Because they can't be home schooled.
Fat girls give the best head because they are hungry and eat the most dick.
I went to a truck on wheels, they said, "Wheel feed you."
Sailors are coming onto the boardwalk and are met by Colonel Sanders. He asks them, "What is your occupation?" They respond, "We are seamen." So he says, "Well, you better wash up 'cause I'm finger lickin' good!"
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They wanted pepperoni, but instead, they got plane.
Why is America so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
Why don’t Indians play soccer?
Cos every time they get a corner, they open a shop.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
Why do orphans miss half their basketball games? Cause they don't have home games.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Why can’t orphans have a computer?
Because they don’t have a home page.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.
Q: Why can’t orphans play baseball?
A: They don’t have a home to run back to.