They jokes
Why did the 2 4s skip lunch? They already 8! Jahshshs.
And how did the pirate know that she saw land? She was shore of it! If u get it leave a like. Hahahahaha and which thing was heavier, a feather or steal? It's they way the same amount 🤣 😂 😅 😆 🙃 😄 🤣 😂 😅 😆 🙃 😄 🤣 😂 😅 😆 Lol like
Why can't Indians play football?
Every time they get a corner, they open up a shop. 🙉
Why did the dick suck my ass? They died.
Why is it easy to defeat America in Clash of Clans?
Because they have already got 2 towers down.
Why can’t orphans go on field trips?
Because they can’t get their parents’ permission.
What do pimps and farmers have in common?
They both need a hoe to stay in business.
Q: Why is America bad at chess?
A: Because they already lost two towers.
I love making jokes about orphans!
What are they going to do, tell their parents?
What do tofu and a dildo have in common? They are both meat substitutes.
I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, and they asked if I could pilot a plane.
I just figured out the "X" in Max stands for the button on Tinder every girl wants to press when they see him.
Jack and Jill went up a hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high and touched her thigh and said, "Do you wanna?" Jill said yes and pulled up her dress and they had some fun.
But silly Jill forgot her pills, and so they had a son.
What do girls and toilet roll have in common?
They both deal with a lot of crap.
Why can't orphans tell jokes?
They have no one to tell them to, people.
Why don't heterosexual men want to suck bananas because they taste like octopus and squid?
How do you get an orphan sad?
You say you will tell their mom that they have been a baaaaaad boy.
I once went up to an orphan and they were crying, and I asked where their parents are, and they started crying more.
Girl: Boys are like sports, they get played.
Boy: Girls are like rocks, the flat ones get skipped.
Why can’t orphans do homeschool? They don’t have a home to do so.
Why can't orphans play Monopoly?
Because they can't put a house.