They jokes
A man saw a lady with big breasts. He asked, "Excuse me, can I bite your breasts for $1000?" She agrees, so they go to a secluded corner. She opens her blouse and the man puts his face in her breasts for 10 minutes. Eventually, the lady asks, "Aren't you gonna bite them?" He replies, "No, it's too expensive."
I was in my guitar class and my strings were dead, and then I realized they were more dead than George Bush on November 30, 2018.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
They don't have a home to run back to.
What do a blind person and an orphan have in common?
They both cannot see their family.
Why does an orphan have an iPhone X?
Because they have no home button.
I wish I had emo nails,
So they could cut themselves.
Why do people misplace 9/11 with emo kids? They both have a high death count.
How does the non binary kill white en Amy?
They/them.
Towing ropes can't be learned. They must be taut.
In the French school, four sentences must be written. Fritz heard his mother say, "Close the door!"
Fritz went to his uncle and heard, "Yes, I'll put it there."
Then he came to his brother who said, "They call me Superman, hahaha!"
Finally, his sister looked at a photo and said, "Wow!"
The next day, the teacher said, "Okay, Fritz, it's your turn. Finish eating and take out the trash!" Fritz said, "Close the door!"
The teacher got angry and said, "I want to see the principal." Fritz replied, "Yes, my friend, I am leaving you."
The teacher asked, "I have forgotten your name, what is it?" Fritz said, "I'm Superman! I'm Superman! You're nothing!"
"Who do you think I am?" asked the teacher, who had become very angry. Fritz replied, "Wow!"
What do volcanoes and suicide bombers have in common?
They both erupt when triggered.
What is the most famous dish in Africa?
Don't know, they haven't tried it yet.
Emo kids are so good at kicking football. I hear they have good hang time.
Did you know that if you go into an orphanage and tell them a "yo mama" joke, they won’t get it?
eBay is so useless.
I tried to look up lighters and all they had was 13,749 matches.
Why do priests play Geometry Dash? Cuz they can beat Demons.
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers in the world?
Because they went through 90 stories in just 10 seconds!
What does Buzz Lightyear and an orphan's parents have in common?
They go to infinity and beyond.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home base.
Why can't orphans hit a home run?
Because they don't have a home to run to...