They jokes
Why were the people in the Twin Towers mad? They wanted a drive-through pepperoni pizza, but got a fly-through plane instead.
We were at a restaurant today, and my dad was talking about a place called Sea Ranch.
I asked, "What do they raise there? Sea horses?"
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't find their parents.
A blind person walks into a bar.
Because they can’t see where they are going.
If you ever get bored, just hit an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Memes
I asked different Ai bots if they exist, this is bot number one:
Parents: Let's have a bonfire.
Me: Let's go to the orphanage.
Parents: To bring other children?
Me: No, to have the fire.
Parents: Won't they be missed?
Me: No, because there is nobody to miss them.
Me: Hey, do you wanna hear a joke?
Friend: Sure.
Me: Why don't churches have WiFi?
Friend: Why?
Me: They can't compete with an invisible force that actually works.
What does a priest and a male homosexual have in common?
They both like to suck a big cock inside the men's locker room at the gym.
The Romans conquered Africa, they conquered Europe, they conquered Britain, then they stopped. They probably ran out of conkers.
Why don't Chinese people play cricket?
Because they ate all the bats!
More cops died from COVID than anything else last year, hahahaha.
They should have shot COVID instead of Tyrone on the microphone, lmfao.
I never understood school shooting jokes.
I guess they were aimed at younger audiences.
Why are school shootings branded “very American”?
1. They usually happen in the USA.
2. They’re like the Fourth of July: there’s a lot of loud banging and kids screaming.
Why can’t blind people read this?
They can’t see.
Why are you making all these bad jokes about orphans? What did they ever do to you?
Why do any orphans have sex?
Because they can't call anyone "daddy."
Did you know toilets, while you're at work, eat your toilet paper?
What do kids with cancer and cancer jokes have in common?
CANCER!
Just kidding, they are both fun to laugh at.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t have a home base.
Why are baby elephants so smart? They hang out with friends!