I went to the orphans to paint a picture of their parents so they can actually talk to them.
They Jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home plate.
Why can’t orphans live?
They don’t have parents.
What's rap boats got in common with plastic bags? They both a danger to young children.
Why do ponies hate Silento?
Because they neigh neigh too much!
It's illegal to go onto someone's property, demand money that they might not have while wearing all black, and threaten horrible things if they don't pay.
But when the IRS does it, it's perfectly fine. HMMMMM . . .
How do rappers stay cool during summer?
They throw SHADE.
Why don't rappers use the subway?
Because they don't want to miss their next rhyme.
What does a ginger do when they want to high five a friend? They clap.
Why don't booties make good drummers?
They can't keep a beat without making a FART NOISE.
Why is an orphan's least favorite day field trip day?
Because they can't get a parent's signature.
What's the difference between a grape and an elephant?
I don't know, what?
They are both purple except for the elephant.
I’ve never had Indonesian food. Huh...
Neither have they.(:
Why were parts of the Soviet Union that had more industry than agriculture occupied during WW2?
They couldn't beet the Nazis.
When they spilled coffee on his neck, he got hot under the collar.
I asked my friend if they wanted to hear a joke about sodium, and they said, "Na."
When people mean "phat feast," they don't mean fat.
When yo mumma says "phat," she means FAT but thinks she's cool!
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his son wanted to charge their phone, so they unplugged him.
He had a song named after him: "They see me rolling."
Yeah, I keep telling everyone 9/11 jokes, but they all just crash and burn.
