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Pep called; they want their unpadded bra back.
What the difference between cats and dogs? They dont have one both taste good
I met this kid and he was being bullied by 9 people. I Asked 1 whats going on. They all said another one to bully they all tried hitting me and then my mates which was like 15 of them came in and it was like war all over again.
What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center?
Two large planes!
Why don't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play cricket? Because they can't find home.
Q: Why can’t orphans play baseball?
A: They don’t have a home to run back to.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home base.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they have no home.
Why can't orphan kids play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Why were the cows so noisy in the barn?
Because they had horns!
The village people said that they need their idiot back; you better get going!
Why do orphans never play baseball?
'Cause they can never find home.
Why do orphans have to be homeschooled?
Because they can't be home schooled.
Fat girls give the best head because they are hungry and eat the most dick.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can’t an orphan celebrate Father’s Day and Mother’s Day? Because they have no parents.
Q: Why can’t orphans play baseball?
A: 'Cause they can’t get back to home.
You give some people 2.54 centimeters, and they take 1.6 kilometers.