They jokes
It's way too soon for Kobe jokes.
They never land well.
9/11 was a round of Clash of Clans; they knocked down 2 towers, not 3.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t run home.
What did the Blonde say to the other Blonde?
They don’t know; they couldn’t figure out what to say.
Why did the Twin Towers go to Uber Eats?
Because they wanted something plain.
Sometimes orphans can't win spelling bees because they don't know how to spell "home."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't run home.
Orphans are so vulnerable; they have no parents to tell. - Masai
What do blind people and orphans have in common?
They both can’t see their parents.
Me: Hey God, are you there? It's me, Michael.
God: *SILENCE*
Me: If any gods exist, they better say or do something this instant!
God: *SILENCE*
We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class and I said, "Man, they are really bad at Jenga!"
If a black person calls you a cracker, let them say it. You can say things they can't say, like, "Thanks for the warning, officer!"
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they have no one to call "daddy"/"mommy."
"2001 just called and they want their towers back."
When people say they get ho's: You don't get no ho's, the only ho's you get is in yo draws.
Why do orphans go to church?
Because there they have a father.
Man from 2001 just called. They want a tower back.
Q: What do bloods eat when they get sick?
A: Chicken noodle suwoop.
They say if Viagra lasts more than four hours, call the doctor? I’m just wondering, it’s been six hours and I’m still hard, should I call the doctor or hop on another woman?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where the home plate is.