They jokes
What makes Stephen Hawking and your dumped girlfriend similar?
They can't stand up for themselves.
Why can't emos come out of the closet to their parents?
Because they won't be there to stick around.
Ms. Norsworthy's chompers are so big they killed a kid once.
Why do orphans hate baseball so much?
Because they can't run home.
People shouldn't worry about how orphans would feel reading these jokes. It's not like they have parents to buy them a phone or computer to see them, or even a place to charge them even if they did have one.
Why can't an orphan have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans ever get a car? Because they don't have a birth certificate.
Have a child you don't want? Just drop them off at a school they don't know and drive away.
Why can't orphans be gay? They don't know their daddy.
There were two twins, and they were both very tall.
The next thing they knew, they were on the floor, and there were planes up their asses.
Sonic says if you're bored, go punch an orphan. I mean, what are they going to do, tell their parents?
Say _______ is so flat that when someone hit them, they got a paper cut!
Why can't an orphan roleplay? Because they don't have parents.
Why can't orphans go to school? They need their parents to sign them up.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball? Because they can never find home.
What do you do when you're bored?
Beat up an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents?
Bored? Beat up an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
A person told an orphan to not move; otherwise, they would kill their parents. What did the orphan do?
It danced its a** off.
Who are the fastest readers?
911, they went through 110 stories in 8 seconds.
Man, I am jealous of the victims of 9/11. They are the fastest readers, who went through 87 stories in 8 seconds.