They jokes
Why do orphans hate baseball so much?
Because they can't run home.
Have a child you don't want? Just drop them off at a school they don't know and drive away.
Why can't an orphan have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans be gay? They don't know their daddy.
There were two twins, and they were both very tall.
The next thing they knew, they were on the floor, and there were planes up their asses.
Sonic says if you're bored, go punch an orphan. I mean, what are they going to do, tell their parents?
Q. What’s the only good thing about child molesters?
A. They drive slow through school zones.
How do baseballs communicate?
They touch base!
What makes Stephen Hawking and your dumped girlfriend similar?
They can't stand up for themselves.
Why can't emos come out of the closet to their parents?
Because they won't be there to stick around.
Why can't orphans ever get a car? Because they don't have a birth certificate.
People shouldn't worry about how orphans would feel reading these jokes. It's not like they have parents to buy them a phone or computer to see them, or even a place to charge them even if they did have one.
Why do orphans like to have sex?
So they can finally have someone to call "daddy."
What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, they haven't got family.
Why do orphans like water?
Cuz they drink it ;)
If you execute someone in ventricular fibrillation in the electric chair, will they come back to life once and then die?
Why did the teenage girls travel in odd-numbered groups?
Because they can't get even.
Q: What do Satan and a priest have in common?
A: They both want Anthony's neck.
Why did the chicken cross the road why? Because they wanted to kick someone in the family.
Why can’t monkeys play in the jungle? Because there are too many cheetahs!