They jokes
Why does America suck at Clash of Clans?
They already lost two towers.
Why don't pirates take a shower before they walk the plank?
They just wash up on shore.
Why were the Twin Towers so mad?
They ordered pepperoni, but they got plain.
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they have no one to call "daddy"/"mommy."
Why can't the orphan play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Memes
Orphans are so vulnerable; they have no parents to tell. - Masai
We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class and I said, "Man, they are really bad at Jenga!"
What do blind people and orphans have in common?
They both can’t see their parents.
If a black person calls you a cracker, let them say it. You can say things they can't say, like, "Thanks for the warning, officer!"
Me: Hey God, are you there? It's me, Michael.
God: *SILENCE*
Me: If any gods exist, they better say or do something this instant!
God: *SILENCE*
McDonald's called back and they said they want their logo back.
Why do orphans go to church?
They have someone to call "father" there.
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Because they don’t have a home to go to.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can never score home.
Why aren't orphans gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Say _______ is so flat that when someone hit them, they got a paper cut!
Why do orphans get an iPhone X?
Because they have no home button.
Orphan: Where are my parents?
God: New York City.
Orphan: But they used to live in China.
Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They put a plunger in the toilet.
Q: How many kids did Helen Keller have? A: None, the plunger went all the way up.