They jokes
Your forehead and hairline are like friends; they go way back.
How many emos does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, because they just sit and cry in the dark.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
Yo mama so ugly that when she watched The Outsiders, they became The Insiders.
How many emos does it take to fix a lightbulb?
None, because they just cry in the darkness.
Your mum (mom) so fat, she wore a yellow T-shirt, they said "Taxi!"
Why couldn't Jesus have been born in Florida?
Answer: They wouldn't be able to find "Three Wise Men" or a virgin!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can go 1, 2, 3 but they can’t go home. 🤣
Do they call it rapeseed oil because it is lube?
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They can never do a home run.
Want to know something? Jason and Michael Myers had to watch their family while they have to live forever. That's why they kill; they're trying to make people experience what they did.
What's the difference between an abortion and a baby girl in China? Nothing, they both die.
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because at least they can be wanted!
In prison, they called me sweet cheeks.
You know why you never wanna fly with an orphan?
'Cause then they know they won't die alone.
What did the emo say to the popular kid?
"Go fuck yourself for thinking all emos cut because they don't... y'know, for a matter of fact, fuck all you guys..."
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "daddy/mommy."
Why do orphans like Monopoly?
To cry about the money they can’t earn in real life.
Why do orphans watch "The Nightmare Before Christmas"?
Answer: Oogie Boogie is ugly, so they want to be ugly.
Never let an orphan watch Fast and the Furious.
All they will talk about is how great their family is.