They jokes
Why do orphans look at a house for so long?
'Cause they never had one.
Why do all orphans buy an iPhone X?
Because they have no home button.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Friend 1: How come when you say "apart" your lips move apart, but when you say "together" they move apart?
Me: Maybe your lips want a divorce.
The Britains walk in the house of the alcoholic grandad. They ask Mary, the mum, why she had blood all over her, and she said someone dropped the butter. They walked into the living room, and Thomas was dead on the floor.
Why would you not let an elephant sleep in the same bed with you?
Because they stink and now the room smells like elephant shit.
How do mountains get big?
They go trick-or-treating.
If orphans aren’t religious, they really have no father. 😂
Why do orphans go to church so they can call someone "father?"
When you're angry, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
I was at a milk store and ordered some milk.
They brought it over but spilled it on me.
I said that was a udder failure!
How did the Iron and Gold start dating?
They met on TINder.
A: It’s very delicious! Great! Fantastic!
B: Thank you.
A: People don’t speak when they eat delicious foods!
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
I prank called someone and I said, "Is there a Missis Wall there?" They said no. Is there a Mr. Wall there? They said no. Are there any Walls there? They said no. Then what's holding up your building?
I asked the librarian if they had any books on anxiety.
She replied with, "Won't you worry a lot about returning it late?"
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because they love serving up HOT BEATS!
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because they loved dropping BASS.
What do 15-year-old boys and washing machines have in common?
They both like keeping one sock for themselves.
What does cake and baseball have in common?
They both need a batter.