They jokes
Are your forehead and your hairline best friends because they look like they go way back?
Having cockroaches in the house is a sign that you've food.
These things are like Ugandan girls, they hate poverty.
Why are people so worked up about 9/11? They were just playing Jenga.
I hate adopted kids. They are ugly and stupid, lmao.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they have no daddy to call.
Memes
Why did Hitler go for handicap?
Because they can’t stand up for themselves.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan?
Because they can't call their parents.
What's the good thing about child perverts?
They drive slow in a school zone.
Why do orphans only have iPhone XR?
Because they don't have home buttons.
The people in the tower ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.
Me before: Why do bandanas exist? They're ugly.
Me after seeing your hairline: Oh, I seeee.
Me giving pro tip: Get a bandana LMAO.
Ask someone if they are a rhino. If they say yes, tell them "so you're horny." And if they reply yes again, block them from your life entirely.
Why was the noble gas not emo?
Because they were thinking RIGHT.
Why can't the orphan eat Doritos?
They were all family sized.
Why do orphans hate big bags of chips?
Because they are family sized :,)
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It's not like they will tell their parents.
The Twin Towers ordered pepperoni pizza, instead they got plain.
Your mum is so fat, when she slept on the bed, the bed cracked and they had to replace it by a dinosaur.
Why can’t orphans learn about ancient times?
Because they don’t know what a mummy is.
What did the emo say to the popular kid?
"Go fuck yourself for thinking all emos cut because they don't... y'know, for a matter of fact, fuck all you guys..."