Why did the rapper bring a basketball to the studio?
Because they wanted to drop some hoops.
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Why did the rapper become a teacher?
Because they had a knack for dropping KNOWLEDGE.
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They spit HOT FIRE!
Why did the rapper become a tailor?
Because they wanted to drop some fresh THREADS.
Why don't rappers ever get LOST?
Because they always find their way with their GPS (Great Poetic Skills).
Why did the rapper bring a map to the recording studio?
Because he heard they were dropping TRACKS.
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They wear their rhymes!
How do you know if a rapper is hungry?
They start dropping BEATS at the dinner table.
Why don't rappers ever become bankers?
Because they always break the BARS!
Why should you never trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
What does the long distance call and a Black person have in common?
They both don’t work.
What do Boy Scouts and IG models have in common?
They both be fucking sugar daddies.
What do two priests say to each other when they walk into an orphanage?
"Let us pray."
Why can lesbians not drive cars?
They always strap the wrong thing on.
SLADE is the reason they invented the PAUSE BUTTON.
Why do asses make terrible spies?
Because they always CRACK under pressure.
Why don't rappers struggle with geometry?
Because they have all the angles covered.
What's the difference between Derek Boogaard and Kurt Cobain? Nothing, they were both fucked in the brain when they died.
Joe Biden would’ve died in the Secret Service tackle. They would have been like, "Get down Mr. Presi-"
What's the difference between child abuse and abandonment?
The abused ones are forced to listen while being abused, while abandoned kids cry because they don't have parents anymore.
