They jokes
I would make a joke about short people, but they probably couldn't hear it.
Why are vampires always sick?
Because they are coffin.
Well, you know what they say, time flies when you're just a ball of anxiety and stress. :D
Why can't an orphan play soccer on the home side of the field? They don't have a home!
Your arms are open. They stretch towards me, Reaching, grabbing, pulling me, Surrounding me, Drowning me in my helplessness. Time standing still, inside here. Looking through windows, time passing by. Let me go, will ya?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because they can't.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't find home.
Why do orphans rob the bank?
Because they want to be wanted.
Why is Texas the worst state ever?
They only have one star.
Why couldn’t the dinosaurs talk? Because they were dead.
I told an emo kid that we were going to hang (hangout), but they took it too literal.
It smells like something died in my room, oh yeah, it's my dignity, hope, and my feeling. Put in the corner of my room, they make a decent blanket to wipe my tears.
What do Rubik's cubes and melons have in common?
They have a history of separating colors.
Why are the towers working out? They have big thighs!
Why can't orphans go on a field trip? Because they don't have a parent's signature.
What's the difference between a school shooting pistol and a baked potato? The physical composition, of course, but they both pack the same heat.
Why can't an orphan hit a home run?
They have no home to run to.
I played catch with my friends, but they keep going to sleep when I throw it.
What do / and \ have in common?
They have different results.
What do a Catholic priest and an Olympic silver medalist have in common? A: They both come in a little behind.