Why don't humans eat raw meat? Because they use technology to cry about raw meat is good. Go and leave, bro, I'm going to eat sushi.
They Jokes
Why do orphans die when a tornado comes?
They don't have parents to protect them.
Beans for centuries have been called "false friends," because they have a tendency to talk behind one's back. If you get my drift. 🤣
What is one good thing about child molesters?
They drive slow past schools.
If you're bored, just punch an orphan. It's not like they can tell their parents.
Three men were lost in the desert and found a genie who granted each of them a wish.
The 1st man wished he was home with his family. The 2nd man wished he was home with his family, and the 3rd man wished they were all back together again.
Your Mom is so friking fat, that when she ripped her pants and went to the seamster, they said, "We don't sew curtains!"
What do George Washington and a beaver have in common?
They both have eyes.
My dad seen RuPaul's Drag Race?
Asked when will they do up the cars!
Why can't an orphan play baseball? They can't find home plate.
Why can't an orphan be a criminal?
They aren't wanted.
Why was the orphan so famous?
Because when they asked him go big or go home, he only had one option.
When a deaf person has sex, do they use one hand to moan?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home plate is.
How many emissions does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they just sit in the dark and cry.
Why can't orphans go to school?
They don't have a home to go to.
Stop being disrespectful to all those people and their parents. Oh, I forgot, they don't have any parents.
If boys are like sports because they are easy to play, then girls are like a sandwich. They are nice at first, but they're crusty after.
How many Emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they sit in the dark crying.
None, they sit in the dark cutting their wrists.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they didn’t have a home.
