They jokes
Why don't rappers ever get LOST?
Because they always find their way with their GPS (Great Poetic Skills).
How do you know if a rapper is hungry?
They start dropping BEATS at the dinner table.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the recording studio?
Because he heard they were dropping TRACKS.
Why can't an orphan be a criminal? Because they are not wanted.
Pussies and tits have one thing in common: they're both made for kids, but men end up licking or suckling them.
damn they did them durty
BLESSEDBRIAN is the reason they invented the mute button.
What does Leo have in common with a newspaper?
They both love to yap and babble, and they always get fondled by old people.
SLADE is the reason they invented the PAUSE BUTTON.
Why did the rapper bring a basketball to the studio?
Because they wanted to drop some hoops.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because they love serving up HOT BEATS!
Why did the rapper become a construction worker?
Because they were always BUILDING UP their RHYMES!
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? They have no home to run to.
Get it?
Yo mama so ugly that when she watched The Outsiders, they became The Insiders.
Orphans have 362 days in a year because they don’t have a Mother’s or Father’s Day and no birthday.
How many emos does it take to fix a lightbulb?
None, because they just cry in the darkness.
Why are orphans bad at poker?
They don’t know what a full house is.
Your mum (mom) so fat, she wore a yellow T-shirt, they said "Taxi!"
Your forehead and your hairline must be old friends, because they go way back.
Your forehead and hairline are like friends; they go way back.