They jokes
Q: Why do men say "ladies first?"
A: So they can look at their a**.
What do babies and grenades have in common? They both make a loud noise when thrown.
Rizz,
Are you a biographer? Cause I picture us together.
Can I take a picture of you for I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
No pen, no paper, you still draw my attention.
You know what I hate about math? They always talk about x and y, but not about u and i.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
They say string theory is hanging on by a thread.
I asked different Ai bots if they exist, this is bot number one:
What is something in common with gay people and ambulance trucks?
They both take it out the back and go "woo woo!"
Why can’t orphans go on “go big or go home?”
Cuz they’d always have to go big as they have no home.
What do JFK’s killer and a prostitute have in common?
“They both blow heads.”
Why do orphans go to church? Because they can finally call someone "father."
Why can't dwarfs be depressed?
Because they are compressed.
What does a deaf person and an orphan have in common? They both can’t hear their parents.
Why can’t an orphan go to Family Dollar? They don’t have a family.
Don’t mess with an emo because if their friends pull up, you gotta fight the suicide squad.
What do physically handicapped gay men do after they are done belching? They wipe their mouths on their light blue handkerchiefs after they are done sucking cocks.
A recent study has found that beer contains female hormones.
A test group of 100 male volunteers each consumed six pints of beer, and the effect was they all talked endlessly about nothing and couldn’t drive for shit.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
Why are there only 363 days on an orphan's calendar?
They don't have Father's Day and Mother's Day.
Why do you think China should have a baseball team?
They can destroy the entire world with a single bat.
Mom: They say our kid neighbor has blue blood.
Son: Really?
Also 2 hours later:
Son: Mom, the kid doesn't have blue blood.
Mom: Son, I-
Why can't Chinese people play football? They will eat the bat.
Why don't rappers ever become chefs?
Because they can't stop droppin' the beet!
A UN survey asked the following: Please, in your honest opinion, could you give your thoughts on the food shortages in the rest of the world?
It was a failure because:
South Americans don’t know the word “please.”
Eastern Europeans don’t know the word “honest.”
Middle Easterns don’t know the word “opinion.”
Balkans don’t know the word “give.”
Chinese don’t know the word “thoughts.”
Africans don’t know the word “food.”
Western Europeans don’t know the word “shortage.”
Americans don’t know the words “the rest of the world.”
Then they simply explained “just donate healthy food to the global south to help.” But that still didn’t sit right with everyone, because Israelis do not know the word “donate,” and Pacific Islanders do not know the words “healthy food.”