They jokes
Skeletons love to be in band. They love the trombone!
History teacher: "They had a temporary cure for the disease, but it would be years before they found a cure for life."
Student: "I need that."
I walked up to 2 people kissing and stared.
After a little while, they asked me if I minded. I said no, I don’t mind.
What language do they speak in the middle of the earth?
CORE-ean
My parents told me that when they had sex, it was absolutely shambles.
Thankfully, it turned out that they were real balls.
Why don't bulls play archery? They might hit a bulls-eye.
Why do they call it oven, when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
Why can't lesbians wear makeup while on a diet?
Because they can't eat Jenny Craig while Mary Kay is sitting on their face.
Pussies and tits have one thing in common: they're both made for kids, but men end up licking or suckling them.
Your mama is so fat that when she went to run in a yellow jumpsuit, the kids thought they missed the school bus.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? Because they can't tell their parents.
When people say they get ho's: You don't get no ho's, the only ho's you get is in yo draws.
Why can't an orphan be a criminal? Because they are not wanted.
Why are farts a nice break for emos?
They get to cut cheese.
Why were the Twin Towers sad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but got plane instead.
Sometimes orphans can't win spelling bees because they don't know how to spell "home."
Why can’t orphans learn about ancient times?
Because they don’t know what a mummy is.
Why do orphans not play baseball?
Because they don't know the way home!
Why do orphans only have iPhone XR?
Because they don't have home buttons.