They jokes
Why do emo people go to the store with no money?
Because they just scan their bar code and get everything free.
I love punching orphans. What are they gonna do? Tell their mum?
Why are emo kids the best jumpers?
Because they never fall down.
Why do orphans suck at baseball? Because they never could play catch.
Why do candles like birthdays?
Because they can get lit!
Ms. Norsworthy's chompers are so big they killed a kid once.
Why do orphans hate baseball so much?
Because they can't run home.
People shouldn't worry about how orphans would feel reading these jokes. It's not like they have parents to buy them a phone or computer to see them, or even a place to charge them even if they did have one.
There were two twins, and they were both very tall.
The next thing they knew, they were on the floor, and there were planes up their asses.
How did the Iron and Gold start dating?
They met on TINder.
Why are orphans not on this?
They don’t want to listen to the dumbos on here!
What do orphans and blind kids have in common: They both can't see their parents.
When I was 11, my mom came home from the bar super drunk that night, and I just wanted to know if they knew where the cat was because I heard a noise. We had a loooooooong talk the next morning.
Bored? Beat up an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
I smacked an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Man, I am jealous of the victims of 9/11. They are the fastest readers, who went through 87 stories in 8 seconds.
Why did the Twin Towers report to the pizza restaurant?
Because they asked for pepperoni, but they got plain.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they have no daddy to call.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball? Because they can never find home.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't go home.