They jokes
Why do emo people go to the store with no money?
Because they just scan their bar code and get everything free.
When I was 11, my mom came home from the bar super drunk that night, and I just wanted to know if they knew where the cat was because I heard a noise. We had a loooooooong talk the next morning.
I smacked an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why do orphans like boomerangs? Because they actually come back.
If you execute someone in ventricular fibrillation in the electric chair, will they come back to life once and then die?
BAHAHAHAHAH
I burned an orphan's hand and then they said, "You will pay for this."
Me: "What are you going to do? Tell your parents?"
Why did the chicken cross the road why? Because they wanted to kick someone in the family.
Vaginas are like onions. They have lots of layers to get through.
Why did the teenage girls travel in odd-numbered groups?
Because they can't get even.
Why can't orphans use phones? Because they don't know where the home button is.
Why haven't they put Stephen Hawking in charge yet?
Why do orphans hate playing baseball?
'Cause they can't get a home run.
Why can't orphans ever get a car? Because they don't have a birth certificate.
Why do orphans like to have sex?
So they can finally have someone to call "daddy."
I love punching orphans. What are they gonna do? Tell their mum?
What do orphans and blind kids have in common: They both can't see their parents.
Why would you not let an elephant sleep in the same bed with you?
Because they stink and now the room smells like elephant shit.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Answer: They don’t know where home is.
There are 2 dads and 2 sons. They all caught a fish.
Why did they only come home with 3 fish?
(Answer)
There were a grand-dad, dad, and son.
If you don't get it, then it means grand father is the dad to the dad (1 dad). Dad is the dad for the son and a son for the grandfather. Get it?
Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They put a plunger in the toilet.
Q: How many kids did Helen Keller have? A: None, the plunger went all the way up.