They jokes
What's the last thing emos feel before they die? Rope burn.
Why are Indians dark?
Because they are born and bred in chicken curry.
Wonder why the Japanese people didn't see the bombs coming?
They didn't open their eyes.
How do Asian people name their children?
They throw a pan down the stairs.
What would your name be? Msg it to @chelsearosegraham.
Roses are red, violets are blue. Don't touch the beds, they are sticky with white goo.
Memes
I asked different Ai bots if they exist, this is bot number two:
I pulled my kid out of school after a woke teacher taught my six-year-old about pronouns! Yesterday, it was "he/she," today, "they/it," tomorrow, "I/you/we!"
Putin: You came from the West and showered me with gifts.
Trump: And your prostitutes, they showered me with piss.
Why do cheetahs run? Because they are spotty.
Q: What do nuns and bathrooms have in common?
A: They both have glory holes for pleasing.
When I was feeling suicidal, I called the suicide hotline and they left me hanging.
I should probably stop making emo jokes.
They just don't seem to cut it anymore.
When slave owners can't get a girlfriend, do they MASTERbate?
Q. What do Canadian women and Canadian beer have in common? A. They're both stronger than they look.
Vince Li doesn't eat comedians. He says they taste funny.
Why was Saudi Arabia sad during 9/11?
Because there were no more planes.
Why can’t orphans go to jail? Because they aren’t wanted.
Two ropes meet. They ask each other, "Why are you wearing a hijab?" The other replies, "I want to go into the water now."
What did the World Trade Center order from Domino's Pizza?
They ordered two large planes.
Why can’t the USA play chess?
Because they lost their two towers.
Why don't orphans know how to play baseball? Because they don't know where how is.