They jokes
What do suicidal people and apples have in common?
They both hang from trees.
There is only one reason why I find women useful.
That is because they make sandwiches, but that is about it.
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why can orphans only use Samsung?
Because they don't have a home button.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find their home.😁😁
What's the difference between my dad cumming and cancer?
Nothing, they both stain.
Why do orphans go to church?
So at least they will have someone to call father.
What did the store manager say when they ran out of toilet paper?
We’re wiped out!
Helicopters fly because they are so ugly that the ground pushes them away.
Why is an orphan really good at being naughty?
Because they have no one to tell them off.
They struggled to lift the weights, but I got watermelon to keep me in shape.
Have they tried switching him off and on again?
Yo mama is so slow, when she stepped on the highway they had to order a crane to come move her from starting traffic.
What do pigs and ink have in common?
They both go in a pen.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home! 😂🤣
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home plate.
Why can’t orphans go on field trips?
Because they need a parent’s signature.
Q: Why can't orphans play baseball?
A: They can't find home.
What do pedophiles do when they wake up?
Turn on the child safety lock on the car.
If you're mad, hire an orphan, what are they gonna do, tell their parents? 🤣🤣