They jokes
What do pigs and ink have in common?
They both go in a pen.
What do pedophiles do when they wake up?
Turn on the child safety lock on the car.
Why don’t mountains 🏔 take anything serious?
Because they think they’re hill areas! 😂
If you're mad, hire an orphan, what are they gonna do, tell their parents? 🤣🤣
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home! 😂🤣
Why do orphans have 363 days in a year?
Because they don't have a mother's or father's day.
What do Monica and Bill Clinton have in common? They both did not inhale. Lol.
Q: Why are orphans bad at baseball?
A: They can’t find home.
Some moving men had just begun their day's work.
The first thing they brought into the house was a huge couch.
The owner came in and asked how everything was going. They replied, "Sofa so good."
They laughed at my crayon drawing.
So I laughed at their chalk outline.
Women be like men cause wars, [but] forget men fight those wars while they fake cry.
Ha, orphans are soooooo funny. I mean, they have many family stories. Oh wait...
Why can orphans just be gay?
Cause they want to call somebody "daddy."
A dad and son walk into a strip club. The people in the strip club said he was too young to be in here, so they had to leave. Ten years later, they went back there. They saw a small dancer. The father walked over there and said the woman looked too small to be in here. Her reply was... "I wasn't dancing ten years ago."
I once saw an orphan... I decided to ask them a simple question... "Hey! Where is your family?"
They didn't reply.
I kept asking them. They started crying. I started laughing. They ran away...
Why can't orphans breathe? They are drowning in their own tears.
Spend all night in a dark humor webpage.
Go to an orphanage today and read it to them.
And I'm sure if you go to a school for disabled children, they should understand it.
What do McDonald's and priests have in common?
They both shove their meat into 10-year-old buns.
A 17 year old pregnant Juanita flew all the way to NY from TX to get an abortion. Initially, she was denied the procedure because she wasn't COVID boosted, but after she explained the father was religious and wanted to be involved, they quickly resolved the threat.
Why do emo kids wear hoodies?
They hang easier.