They jokes
Why are Americans bad at chess?
Because they lost two towers.
Why did most orphans become prostitutes?
Because they wanted a daddy.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Yo mama so fat, they had to give her a license plate.
I fed some chickens some eggs. They ate them. Nothing else to explain except they are cannibals.
What do suicidal people and apples have in common?
They both hang from trees.
When younger girls say, "I want my period, or it will not be bad."
*eating chocolate in bed crying* My face at them when they say that. 🤣🙄😵
Them: "I got my period." *them hurting*. Me: "Told ya."
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cow.
Cow who?
Cow don't go who, they go moo!
Why are there only 363 days in an orphaned year?
Because they don’t have a father's or Mother’s Day.
Why does an orphan play mum and dad?
'Cause they need self-love.
Why can't Tottenham open a restaurant? Because they have no silverware.
What's the difference between my dad cumming and cancer?
Nothing, they both stain.
There is only one reason why I find women useful.
That is because they make sandwiches, but that is about it.
Why are orphans and bananas so much alike? Because they both get split.
"You must be why they invented the word ugly."
9/11 jokes aren’t funny.
They always crash and burn.
Why can orphans type? Because they can’t find the home row.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home plate.
What do pedophiles do when they wake up?
Turn on the child safety lock on the car.