They jokes
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana.
Jack got high, touched Jill's thigh, and said, "I know you wanna."
But silly Jill forgot her pill, and now they have a kid.
Why can't orphans be criminals?
They aren't wanted...
Why do orphans always have an iPhone X or above?
So they don’t have a home button. 🤙🏼
Why do orphans hate Costco? Because they can't get in and try the free samples.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
Why do orphans want to be criminals? Because they want to feel what it’s like to be wanted.
People tell me to be nice to orphans, so I say, "What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?"
What do an orphan and a homeless person have in common?
They have no one to call "Dad."
Why don't Indians play soccer?
Because every time they get a corner, they open up a shop.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water.
Jack slipped, his condom ripped, and now they have a daughter.
What to do when you're bored? Punch an orphan in the face. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
A man has the power to grant anyone a wish they want.
A kid comes up and says, "I want to be like Batman!"
The man smiles and grants his wish. The child goes home and finds that he is now an orphan.
Technoblade says, "Punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?"
What's the difference between men and pigs? Pigs don't turn into men when they drink.
Yo mama so fat she got married by 20 men, but they think there's only one side of her! I tried making one of my own.
I guess in British chess they play without a queen...
But in American chess they play without two towers.
Why don't Indians play soccer?
Because every time they take a corner, they open up a shop.
How do you know an orphan is lying? When they swear on their mother's life.
Do you know why orphans can't get married?
Because they will never get their parents' blessing.
What is similar between Hitler and Trump?
They both want to keep races out.