They jokes
I didn't mean to call an Afghanistan hotline. I told them I was depressed, then they asked if I know how to drive a truck. I don't know how that has anything to do with it!
Why do gays get bad grades?
They don't get straight A's.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find home.
People: (arguing about stopping orphan jokes since they aren't funny).
Me: (m e h. i d o n t c a r e)
In a game, there are crew members that have to keep the ship running. But little did they know, there was an imposter among them.
Sound familiar? 🤔
Well, in September 11th...
Why was the short person a coward? They didn't stand up to challenges.
So I told an orphan to slap themselves until they are wanted. I came back the next day to see them slapping themselves. Then I stopped them and told them to punch themselves.
The next day I saw a dead orphan.
Why was the orphan confused at the baseball game?
They kept yelling, "Go home!"
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and your parents?
Nothing. They are both just memories.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year? Because they don’t have a Mother’s and Father’s Day.
Why did the Titanic sink? It's because they didn't want the icebergs' candy.
When they said Titanic was "unsinkable," then they said, "The World Trade Centers was uncollapsible."
What does my dad and the Twin Towers have in common? They used to be with us, now it's just a sensitive topic.
What do emo boys and emo girls have in common? They both wanna die and cut so they can die faster, but they are already dead, already dead to me!
Fat people should expect big things when they take their shirt off.
What’s the difference between a barcode and Rachel Sutherland’s wrist?
Nothing, they both get scanned for a fresh new pack of razor blades.
Why do orphans have 363 days in a year?
Because they have no Father’s or Mother’s Day.
Why do skeletons like having sex with short girls before eating?
They like to bone a petite.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t run home.