They jokes

Why don’t they let Stephen Hawking have other electronics around him? Because he will sound staticky.

Why do black people call each other brothers? Because they don't know who their fathers are.

What do orphans and Spider-Man have in common?

They both have no way home.

Why can Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat.

I used to think that Jewish people were a myth.

But one day I realized, they Israel.

What do you do when you're sad? Kick an orphan!

What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

What do my little brother and a vagina have in common?

They both ooze blood 🩸 when punched.

Tip for Kindness for the day.

Tip one. Always speak up for yourself.

Yes, letting someone else speak up for you is nice but also speak up for yourself, be brave if a mean bully comes along. Speak up for yourself and others if they need it. Best, Gwen

Orphan: Am going to see my mom in the kitchen because they are always in there.

Orphan: Realizes.

Stop telling orphan jokes before they tell their parents.

Oh wait, they don't have any, please continue.

Why does America suck at chess?

They lost two towers.

Friends are like bananas. If you peel their skin off and eat them, they die.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because they can't run home.

What do you do when you're bored?

I beat up orphans.

What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

America saying they are more stupid. Russia saying they are more stupid = the stupidest war.

Why were the Twin Towers annoyed?

Because they ordered pepperoni pizzas, but all they got was plain.

Why can you bully orphans?

What are they gonna do, go tell their parents?

What do Miss Reeves and Michael Jackson have in common?

They both have a touchy feeling for kids.

Why can’t orphans win trophies?

Because they can’t take them home.

What's the difference between a drill and a priest?

Nothing, they both like screwing stuff!