They jokes
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why do orphans play baseball?
So they can touch home.
So, there was a male whale and a female whale swimming through the ocean. One day the male whale sees a ship and says, "That's the ship that killed my parents!" So they go to the ship and blow the ship over and throw the men overboard into the sea.
The male whale sees the man who killed his parents and he was still alive, so he opened his mouth and went for the man, but out of nowhere the female whale yells, "Hey!! I was in it for the blowjob, but I'm not gonna eat seamen!"
I donated to the LGBTQ community. Hopefully now they can find a cure.
Why are retards good at basketball?
'Cause they dribble all the time!
What do lesbians and turtles have in common? They both choke on plastic.
Johnny Depp fans claim to support their god because they sympathize with male victims of sexual assault. Yet a large chunk of them cheer on Wacko Jacko raping little boys, calling it "innocent".
- Why is that flight waiting at 30,000 feet height?
- One tire became flat. They are changing it in the middle of the journey.
Why do most orphans rob banks?
Because they just want to feel wanted.
Why are mountains very cold?
Because they are very cold.
The people in 9/11 were the fastest readers. They went through 10 stories in 10 seconds.
Why do athletes cool down fast? Because they have fans.
Wash your hands.
Why are there no Africans on cruise ships from Africa to America?
Once again, they don't fall for the trick!
Depression jokes are wrong, stop making them; they're cruel and nasty. So stop; people are feeling like they're hated when they read your orphan jokes or depression jokes, so PLEASE stop.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Dating a stripper is like eating a bag of chips in class.
Everyone looks at you in disgust, but deep down inside they want some too.
Yo mama so ugly, when she went to an ugly contest, they told her, "No pros allowed."
Wanda and Daredevil have so much in common.
They both wear red, they're both in Marvel, and they both lost their Vision!
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Q: Why does an orphan do badly at Baseball?
A: Because they can't find home.