They jokes
They say there's a person capable of murder in every friend group.
I suspected that it was Dave, so I killed him before he could cause any harm.
Why were the Twin Towers angry?
They ordered pepperoni, but they only got plane.
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It’s not like they can tell their parents.
If an orphan wants food, who does it? No one. Everybody just watches him starve because they couldn't find his parents.
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they have no one to call "daddy."
What do you call someone who wants to jump off a building?
Cause they want to become Super Man.
Why does the basketball never get a date?
Because they dribble.
I didn't mean to call an Afghanistan hotline. I told them I was depressed, then they asked if I know how to drive a truck. I don't know how that has anything to do with it!
Why do gays get bad grades?
They don't get straight A's.
I like telling jokes about orphans. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why did the Titanic sink? It's because they didn't want the icebergs' candy.
I found a rock at the park. I threw it at some orphans.
What would they do? Go to their family?
In a game, there are crew members that have to keep the ship running. But little did they know, there was an imposter among them.
Sound familiar? 🤔
Well, in September 11th...
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and your parents?
Nothing. They are both just memories.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find home.
Little Johnny walked into his parents' room to see them going at it.
He asked his mom what they were doing, and she said, "Uh, we're play fighting," and he's like, "With no clothes on?"
She said, "Yeah," and so he said, "Let me join you then..."
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why was the orphan confused at the baseball game?
They kept yelling, "Go home!"
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t run home.