They jokes

I kidnapped an orphan. What are they going to do? Cry for mom?

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because they can't find home. 😢

My grandpa died during World War II. He was the best concentration camp guard they have ever seen. RIP.

Americans don't like playing chess with Muslims; last time they did play, they ended up losing two towers.

I hate 9/11 jokes... They always crash and burn, like, dude, it's not funny?

What is similar about the feelings of a girl's birth daddy and her new pimp daddy?

They both worry about how she will turn out!

They finally made a movie about a clock, about time.

Why did the orphan cross the street? Because they thought that mommy and daddy was on the other side.

It isn't a real charity until India opens call centers, like they did with Africa.

One weekend some distant family members that I hadn't met before came over. My cousins (who I also hadn't met before) were fighting, so I decided to separate them and place them in opposite corners of the room (thinking it would help).

My mom took me to an empty room with tears in her eyes and told me they both ended up dying.

Well, SO-RRY, but I didn't know they were conjoined twins.

If you're ever bored, just beat up an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, because they beat the room for being dark, then arrest the room for being broke.

You can easily outrun a midget because they have to run twice as much as you do.

When Chinese babies are born, they should put "MADE FROM CHINA."

Here is a dark joke for you guys... "Why do pornstars scream, "DADDY!" in their videos? Because they were child molested by their father!"

I walked into the school for disabled kids and asked them if they knew how to play "Heads, Shoulders, Knees, and Toes." Turns out they only knew how to play "Heads, Shoulders, Wheels, and Frame."

The Twin Towers are like snowmen; they fall and crumble.

What's the best thing about beating up orphans?

They can't tell their parents.

What do fire and people have in common?

They will both eventually die out.

A good bath is like a dead lover.

You can enjoy them, that is until they get too cold.