They jokes
Did you hear about the lesbians who are suing their contractor?
He used nails when they wanted tongue and groove.
Why are Mexican families so big?
They don’t know how to put a condom on.
Toast is like parents.
If they are both black, you have nothing to eat.
Why You should never poop on the floor in an Apple Store?
Because they don't have Windows. 🤢 🤣
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What do you call a baby Mexican? A paragraph because they aren’t a full essay.
I can always tell if someone is lying just by looking at them.
I can also tell if they are standing.
What does an orphan wish they could do?
Wish happy Mother's Day and Father's Day.
What do your girlfriend and a pool have in common? They both cost a lot of money for the amount of time you’re inside them.
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bay.
Yoo! I found a $100 bill, found a child who said they lost their $100 bill. Gave them $25.
When God gives you glory, you give it back.
Why do orphans get confused about ancient Egypt? Because they wouldn’t know what a mummy is.
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
A: Because they come back, unlike their parents.
Why do Black people not like country music?
Because every time they hear "hoedown," they think their sister got shot.
I asked a person in a wheelchair if they wanted to fight. All I had to do is say, "Stand up!"
What's the difference between a newborn baby and an orphan after a rugby match?
They both come out bloody and crying, but at least one gets picked up.
Why can't Asian people use a telephone?
Because they might wing the wrong number.
The earth used to be flat.
Till they buried yo mama.
I once had clothes that were so unbearably uncomfortable,
but I never realized they suited me.
The eyelash and the lipstick got into a fight. Soon they will make up.