They jokes
Q: Two skeletons walk into a bar. What happens?
A: They fall.
(They walked into a BAR, as in a rod or whatnot.)
People can say whatever they want about pedophiles. At least they are pursuing their dreams.
In a white van.
My sister and I were both adopted from the same country, and my parents say they got us on a "two for one special."
Why do bees have sticky hair? They always use honeycombs.
I was watching T-Series and I thought to myself, "Man, this sucks!" My sister watches James Charles, and he always says, "That's T-Series." So is it him? SUB TO PEWDIEPIE! UNSUB TO T-SERIES! THEY SUCK!
Why don't you fart in an Apple Store?
Because they don't have any Windows.
Why can't orphans play online games? Because they don't have parents to sign them up.
What do Ellen DeGeneres and homeless people have in common?
They don’t cook because they love eating out.
Yo mama so hairy that when she go to the hair salon they say, "No pets allowed."
What do fire and people have in common?
They will both eventually die out.
What are the similarities between Stephen Hawking and a bull?
They both charge.
Why can orphans type? Because they can’t find the home row.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
The chicken was in 666 pieces after being molested by Gerard brutally with a rail gun covered in spears covered in his lymph. His beak was ripped open and shoved in his feet after glass shards were shoved into his eyes until they came out the other side. His feet were nailed to the ground.
Q: You know what's morbid at a storage sale?
A: They give you more bids.
Three nuns went up to Mother Teresa and said, "Mother Teresa, we would not like to be nuns anymore." Mother Teresa said, "Okay, but first you have to do something unholy." So they leave and come back three days later. The first one says, "Mother Teresa, I did something unholy. I took a little kid's bike." Mother Teresa says, "Okay, drink from the holy water and you are free to go." The second nun walks up, upset, "I did something worse than her. I slept with a married man." The last nun walks up and says, "I did something worse than all of them." Mother Teresa says, "Oh god, oh gosh, what is it?" And the third nun says, "I peed in the holy water."
I did so much research that I got bone-tired from doing this, tibia honest. You probably didn't find that humerus. I got a skeleton of these puns. I guess I could learn a femur puns. I was wondering if the creators of this site could talus how they come up with puns or maybe give some advice? I'm only 14 years old.
My uncle got really badly burned the other day.
They don't fuck around at the crematorium.
Q: How did the explorers get to school?
A: They rode the Colum-bus!
Yo mama so fat when she asked for a bathtub, they put a blanket over an ocean!
You walk into a McDonald's and you ask for some extra mayo, and they put too much on there.
I say I didn't order a "McCumshot."