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You know what relationships and life? They both come to an end.
Don't touch my pickles - they are very picklish.
If you ever get bored, just hit an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
I met a drum circle once, they were a huge hit!
If you read this, you fucked your dad and your 4-year-old sister, you sick fuck... At least wait till they are 15.
Four cows went to the county fair. They saw a sign that said that next year animals can enter a singing contest. They decided that they would enter next year. So they called their group the "4 Cs Quartet" since their names were Clementine, Candy, Cookie, and Columbine.
They discovered how they could win. After a discussion, they decided to eat as much corn as possible, so they would sing in perfect 4 part hominy.
Why do orphans get the small sized chip bags?
Because they don’t have a family to share it with. 😥
Is it bad to hit an orphan?
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Well... I mean, they could go to church and try to gather that someone hit them.
What does an apple and a lawyer have in common?
They both look good hanging from a tree.
I give props to pedophiles.
They always go slow in the school zones.
Why can't orphans go to homecoming? Because they don't have a home to go to.
I met this kid and he was being bullied by 9 people. I Asked 1 whats going on. They all said another one to bully they all tried hitting me and then my mates which was like 15 of them came in and it was like war all over again.
Why do orphans go to church?
Because it's the only place where they get to call him "father."
A dog meets a cat. The cat is black and the dog is white. They have sex on site, no cap.
Where do you think all the orphans went?
In the World Trade Center, I trapped them in so they can finally get to their parents.
Eggs are so egg-cellent that they are sunny-side up.
What songs do people with no arms listen to?
None, 'cause they can’t press play.
If you are ever mad, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why do orphans go to church? Because they can finally call someone "father."
Why was Sally at the hospital after her parents left? Because they put her up for adoption.