They jokes

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because they don't know where home is.

Why can an orphan go to a store to buy something and what can come back home?

Because they don't have a home.

What did one tampon say to the other tampon?

Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches!

Did you know toilets, while you're at work, eat your toilet paper?

Why did the orphan have to stay at school?

Because they need to leave with a parent.

Why can’t orphans go to school? Because they don’t have a parent to sign them up.

Why can’t an orphan get suspended or expelled from school? Because they need to contact parents.

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    It's called "Prostituties."

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