They jokes
What do cutting boards and a suicidal teen's wrist have in common?
They both have cutting marks.
Q: What does Abraham Lincoln have in common with a poor quality pirated movie?
A: They were both shot in a theater.
When midgets smoke weed, do they get high or do they get medium?
What do pedophiles do when they wake up?
Turn on the child safety lock on the car.
Why do orphans become hookers?
They can call someone daddy.
Why are they called s’mores?
Because you always want another one!
Why can't an orphan play baseball or softball?
They can't find home. 🤣
There is a similarity between my wallet and an onion.
They always make me cry.
It is now legal to bully an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why can't blondes write comments on the jokes on this site?
Because they don't know what 2 X 4 is.
What do orphans do when they get a phone? They press the home button.
Q: What’s a good thing about child molesters?
A: They drive slow through school zones.
Why did the child drop their ice cream?
They got hit by a bus.
What do tomatoes 🍅 do when they meet?
They ketchup.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can't antelopes get married?
Because they can't elope.
Do not tell an orphan family meeting; they wouldn't get it.
Depressed people are lame because they are just lame, no reason.
Q: Why can't orphans play baseball?
A: They can't find home.
Why did the orphan become a prostitute?
Because they needed someone to call "daddy".