They jokes
Yo mama so fat, when she joined NASA, they put her in orbit and the next day there was a lunar eclipse.
You know how they said weight people can't jump? Check out the 9/11 videos.
I got raped when I was 5 in my princess pajamas by my dad. Nobody laughed at these jokes; they just cried.
Why do dwarfs suck a cow's udder instead of being breastfed? Because they are too short.
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and they got plain!
Why did the farmer's wife chase the chickens out of the yard?
'Cause they were using fowl language!
Q: Who are the fastest readers? A: Twin Tower victims, they got 80 stories in ten seconds.
Why is "Frozen" a good movie for orphans?
Because they know how to "let it go" when their parents went.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
When the school shooter is getting roasted because of his Pokemon lunch box, but they don't know that there is a Glock 34 inside.
Friend 1: How come when you say "apart" your lips move apart, but when you say "together" they move apart?
Me: Maybe your lips want a divorce.
Orphan jokes are just hurtful, and that is all they are, so please stop.
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because they want to be wanted.
Why do men lick girls' boobs in sex?
'Cause they are just boys.
We should not stop orphan jokes. They're funny as fuck.
Yo mama's teeth are so crooked, they have a British accent.
What's the similarity between dogs and poor people?
They both eat from trash.
Why do orphans not know how to play baseball?
Because they cannot find home.
Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
Because they taste funny.