They jokes
Why do orphans play baseball?
Because they have to run back to home base.
Why is it annoying to eat by basketball players? Because they dribble all the time!
Ebay is so useless. I tried searching up lighters, and all they had was 13,749 matches.
When younger girls say, "I want my period, or it will not be bad."
*eating chocolate in bed crying* My face at them when they say that. 🤣🙄😵
Them: "I got my period." *them hurting*. Me: "Told ya."
I was crying at school and telling my friends that my grandpa died. Then I told them I still remember his last words. They wanted to hear them. They are: "you still holding the ladder?"
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Jamal: Dads CAN grow on trees, Joseph.
Joseph: No, they don't.
Jamal: Yes, they do. I've seen it.
Joseph: ... that's not what you thought it was.
What is one thing humans do before they eat?
They beat their meat to make nuggets.
Once Jimmy was minding his own business, then he hears his mom come home. He asked, "Where have you been?" She replied with, "I was at work," yet he knew his mom did not have work. So the next day, while heading to school, he gets a phone call saying his mom is pregnant, and they want to try their device, and they need the baby's dad to say if it's alright.
Why are Americans bad at chess? Because they lost two towers.
Why do kids like bananas?
'Cause they like doing the nana.
What do volcanoes and suicide bombers have in common?
They both erupt when triggered.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana.
Jack got high, grabbed Jill's thigh, and said, "I know you wanna."
Jill said yes, lifted up her dress, and then they had some fun, but silly Jill forgot her pill, and now they have a son.
I bet China can be the best baseball team. They took out the entire world with just a bat.
White people can't say the N-word, but at least they can say, "Thanks for the warning, officer," and "Hi, Dad."
Why can Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat.
Yo mama so fat, when she said, "I want a boat," they gave her a naval ship.
Why does an orphan always try to escape the orphanage?
Because he wants to get money to buy a family since they won't buy him.
When they say beat that pussy, I don’t play so punch it.
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
They can never find home.