They jokes
What can you say about planes that you can say about stocks?
They both be flying??
You're so poor, when a robber robs your house, they feel bad for you and just leave.
Why can't an orphan be gay?
They don't have anyone to call "daddy."
Why don't you take emo skydiving?
They cut the rope.
Why do terrorists like the Twin Towers?
It's the next thing they blow up.
Why do orphans like to be robbers in cops and robbers?
So they will be wanted.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they do not know where home is.
What do black men in the NBA like about going to the locker room after they are done playing basketball?
Receiving golden showers from other black teammates.
What do emo kids and apples have in common?
They both hang off trees.
What do emo kids and Hitler have in common?
There's gonna be more brains on the wall when they lose something.
What do emo kids and bananas have in common?
They both hang on trees.
Why don’t orphans play poker?
'Cause they don’t know what a full house is.
Why can’t you play games with cats? Because they always ‘cheetah’.
So... here's da scoop, alright... *licks KFC off lips* so, I was caught having sex wit three 6 year olds (girls btw, just in case you guys get mad) and da judge told me I was getting da death penalty, you know what I mean?
I had a last resort to save myself though, you feel me? So I told da judge, I said to him, I said: "Yo honah, 6 + 6 + 6 = 18, you smell me?"
Needless to say, I was announced a fre-e-e-e-e-e-e man after dat, you feel me?
But then, the Predator Poachers nigckas just barged into the courtroom and they said: 4 + 4 + 5 = 13!
Alas, I'm writing this joke from jail, and judging by the look my prisonmate Tyrone is giving me, I'll be writing jokes from hell from now on.
I was raped by mimes once. They did unspeakable things to me.
There are only women's rights causes because they leave you.
Why do girls wear classic rock T-shirts? Because they are stupid little bitches who need to grow some fashion sense because wearing old shit doesn't make you unique.
How many cops does it take to change a light bulb?
None, they all beat the room for being black.
They call me an elevator because I let people down.
Yo hairline so bad when people see it, they turn to stone.