They jokes
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because when they spawned in a Minecraft world, all they got was plains.
What do people get for Christmas when they behave badly? They get coal. Why coal, you're probably saying, because the true meaning is cucks of all kinds.
If you kick an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents on you?
Little Johnny runs up to his mother and says, “Mommy, mommy, the other day I was playing with my ball upstairs, and my ball got away and into your closet. When I went to get it, Daddy came in with the lady next door, and they started hugging and kissing. The lady next door took off Daddy’s clothes, and Daddy took off the clothes from the lady next door, and they both got into your bed. The lady next door got on top of Daddy and started...”.
The mother cuts him off and says, “Just stop right there. You wait until your daddy comes home so you can tell him everything you just told me.” A couple hours later, the father arrives and walks through the door to find his wife and child with bags packed. She walks up to him and slaps across the face, shouting, “I’m leaving you... Go ahead, Johnny, tell him what you told me earlier.” Johnny steps forward to tell his daddy. “Daddy, the other day I was playing with my ball upstairs, and my ball got away and into your closet. When I went to get it, you came in with the lady next door, and you both started hugging and kissing. The lady next door took off your clothes, and you took off the clothes from the lady next door, and you both got into your bed. The lady next door got on top of you and started doing the same thing Mom did with Uncle Joe last summer.”
Stop telling orphan jokes before they tell their parents.
Oh wait, they don't have any, please continue.
Why do orphans hate hide n seek?
'Cause they can't find their parents.
Q: Why do depressed people always have colored hair?
A: That’s as close as they can get to dye.
Why do orphans like to have sex?
So they can finally have someone to call "daddy."
Men built civilisations. Men went to the moon. Men invented the modern comforts of today’s society.
Women did none of those. They are useless, only fit to be baby making machines.
Why did the alarm go off when the emo and his friends left the store when they checked everything out?
The emo forgot to roll his sleeves up.
Why do Priests like playing the violin? They get to finger A minor.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
What do lesbians and turtles have in common? They both choke on plastic.
What is the difference between an orphan and a blind kid?
They both can’t see their parents. 😂😂😂😂😂
Why should you always be friends with an emo kid?
They always hang around.
In a game, there are crew members that have to keep the ship running. But little did they know, there was an imposter among them.
Sound familiar? 🤔
Well, in September 11th...
When I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, they got all excited and asked if I could fly a plane.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't run home.
Why are there only 363 days in an orphan's calendar?
They don’t have fathers or Mother’s Day.
Why are so many Americans stupid? Because they shoot the ones that go to school.