They jokes

If you're bored, just punch an orphan. It's not like they can tell their parents.

People say that they can read people's faces; then how come nobody sees me breaking inside?

What do clams do on their birthday? They shell-brate, but they eat all the cake for themselves because they’re shellfish!

The teacher asked the class what they wanted to be when they grew up.

Johnny said when he grows up he's going to be a motherfucking hustler. He's going to have a wife and live in a big house in the country with maids and butlers and drive a Rolls-Royce, and he's also going to have an apartment in the city where his side bitch is going to live. He's going to buy her expensive jewelry, whatever she wants: cars, diamonds, clothes, shoes.

The teacher didn't know what to say, so she calls on Sally. "What do you want to be when you grow up?"

Sally said, "I want to be Johnny's bitch."

I talk about the girls in my math class simping over anime characters and making random ships as well as for Miraculous Ladybug children's show, whatever the show is called, but it's a kids show. 💀 Now they’re searching up pictures of Tom Holland laughing in their absolute weirdness.

I like Tom Holland, but these kids man, they like him like they’re in a relationship. They might as well start kissing and licking the screen. They’re probably writing fanfictions in their free time when they aren’t searching up kids show characters, anime characters, and Tom Holland pics on their SCHOOL CHROMEBOOK. Their only device choice was a school-provided laptop which is monitored by the school while they are writing fan fictions on Google Docs and searching up some weird Tom Holland stuff. Imagine how Tom Holland would feel if he found out that there are 11 year old girls searching up some weird stuff about him.

Did you hear about the exciting new drug they developed for lesbians with depression? They call it: TRICOXAGIN.

Why can't orphans learn about Ancient Egypt? Because they won't know what a mummy is.

Why can the orphan only go to restaurants?

Because they can't have homemade meals.

Do you know why dead baby jokes are always funny?

They never get old.

I was reading the news and read that a kid killed his family, and when they interviewed him, he said he wanted to become Batman.