They jokes
How do baseballs communicate?
They touch base!
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find home.
I asked an emo, "Do they get jealous when their phone dies?"
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call "Daddy."
What do the twin towers and genders have in common? They used to be two, but now they're a sensitive subject.
Why does America suck at chess?
They lost two towers.
Why can’t orphans play GTA?
Because they are not wanted.
Luckily for you, mirrors can't talk, and luckily for you, they can't laugh either.
If you have anger problems, hit an orphan, because who are they going to tell? Not their parents.
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?
They stuck her in a round room and told her to find the penny in the corner.
Why don't pirates take a bath before walking the plank?
'Cause they just wash up onshore.
Your forehead is so big that NASA went to discover Mars, but then they said, "Oops, wrong planet. Mars is smaller than this, we will discover it later."
How many emissions does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they just sit in the dark and cry.
How do parents punish their blind kid? They move the bed.
Q. What’s the only good thing about child molesters?
A. They drive slow through school zones.
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?
They told her to go find the light.
Why do orphans love Oreos?
Because when they have a family pack, they can eat it all!
Why did the Carthaginian say Rome lost the war?
Because they were just roman around.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home plate is.
Why can't emos work at a restaurant? Because they cut too much.