They jokes
Why can't emos come out of the closet to their parents?
Because they won't be there to stick around.
What makes Stephen Hawking and your dumped girlfriend similar?
They can't stand up for themselves.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered a pepperoni pizza, but only got plane.
Why can orphans just be gay?
Cause they want to call somebody "daddy."
How do bees go to school?
They go on a buzzzzzzzzzzz.
How do bees go to school?
They go on a school buzz.
I asked my friend if they will show me something retarded. He said, "Go look in a mirror." I said, "Thank you."
Why do orphans never get 5 stars in GTA 5? Because they are not wanted!
Popular guy in class: I am so funny.
Me: Your parents are funny as they made a joke and people are still laughing at it.
When you get mad, just punch an orphan. Who are they going to tell? Their mom?
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to, lmao.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they didn’t have a home.
Why do candles like birthdays?
Because they can get lit!
Why aren't blind people in Brazil?
Because they can only read Braille. 🇧🇷 🙄
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to!
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find home.
Why can't orphans go to school?
They don't have a home to go to.
Why can't an orphan be a criminal?
They aren't wanted.
What’s the difference between a retard and a zombie? Nothing much, they both dribble, moan, are hungry, walk weirdly, and it takes a bullet in the head to put them both down.
What do an ice cream cone and a Ukrainian orphanage have in common?
Children scream when they melt.