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I love orphans, so at least they know someone loves them.
What do pedophiles and Xboxes have in common?
They both get turned on by kids.
Why can’t orphans have an iPhone?
Because they can’t find the home button!
What do emo kids and bats have in common?
They both hang from trees.
What does Nemo have in common with my dad?
They both can't be found.
When you go to a baseball game and they say, "Heads up!" and you put your head up, and the ball hits you in the head.
So you know those people that commit suicide by hanging themselves? I guess they lost Hangman.
Why don't orphans play GTA?
Because they're sad they don't get wanted!
Why do orphans like going to church?
They can actually call someone "father."
Sonic says if you're ever born, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "Daddy~"
Q: What does Pakistan love to do with India when they go to war?
A: Surrender their 93,000 soldiers.
What do emos and a bird nest have in common?
They both hang from a tree.
If someone burns to death, do they get a discount at the crematorium?
Alabama gene pools are so shallow, when they freeze over, it's just snow.
Your Mom is so friking fat, that when she ripped her pants and went to the seamster, they said, "We don't sew curtains!"
Yeah man! Life is wonderful! But, when you realize all of the ones you loved were fake.
And when you die, does your online friends notice? How will they notice? Or will they ever notice? Is 13 age too young for dying? Am I just paranoid? I'm scared.
Why can't orphans have a home button on their phone?
Because they don't have homes.
Bob, why are you kicking the kids?
What, it's not like they have a home to go to.
Women be like, "Men's heights," then cry when they get called fat...