They jokes
What's the last thing emos feel before they die? Rope burn.
Scratches on an icy road and kills 50 people on the bus, and when they get to Heaven, God feels so bad for them and grants them all one wish.
The first lady in the line was always worried about her looks, so she wished to be beautiful, and the guy behind her couldn’t think of what to wish about, so he also wished to be beautiful. This kept on going, but the guy at the end of the line started to laugh. When he got to God, God says, “What is your one wish, my son?” He said, “I wish you can make them all ugly again.”
Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
What does Michael Jackson and tuna fish have in common?
They both come in small can.
I hate it when disabled people get bullied...
... because they can't stand up for themselves.
Two friends were walking in a forest. They started to fight.
A cannibal came and shouted, "Food fight!"
What does Kim Kardashian and the ocean have in common?
They both have plastic in them.
What do the twin towers and my ex-girlfriend have in common? They both went down on my dad.
Imagine you're playing GTA and you finally found out how to take out a gun: Option 1: shoot someone Option 2: suicide
Me: Aren't they the same thing?
What did the two crewmates say when they were hanging on a rope? Polus up!
When a deaf person has sex, do they use one hand to moan?
Why was the orphan so famous?
Because when they asked him go big or go home, he only had one option.
Why does the emo hate Christmas?
The ornaments get hanged, and they don't.
What do a jack-o-lantern and an emo have in common?
They can both carve a new emotion.
Hi, I like emos because they are black.
There are Three Sons: Journey, Korean, and Little Joe. They were trapped on a floating island, and a priest gave them each one wish.
The first son wished to go back to the ground. The Second Son wished to go back to the ground. The third son was lonely and wished for his two brothers to come back to the floating island.
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because they like to feel wanted!
Every good joke has its delivery, except abortion jokes, because they have none.
If a woman gets raped, just walk away, don't bother. Cheer on the rapist if you want.
They believe they are equal to men, right? So they are able to fight back, right? Then prove it! My EQUALITY!