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In a game, there are crew members that have to keep the ship running. But little did they know, there was an imposter among them.
Sound familiar? 🤔
Well, in September 11th...
When I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, they got all excited and asked if I could fly a plane.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't run home.
Why are there only 363 days in an orphan's calendar?
They don’t have fathers or Mother’s Day.
Why are so many Americans stupid? Because they shoot the ones that go to school.
New Gen iPhones are designed for orphans, because they don’t need a home button.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
There were two twins, and they were both very tall.
The next thing they knew, they were on the floor, and there were planes up their asses.
Why do gays get bad grades?
They don't get straight A's.
Why can't orphans be gay? They don't know their daddy.
Why can't an orphan have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
What do a Family Dollar and an orphan have in common? They both have a "f" in "family."
Why are all the emos banned from Six Flags?
Because they keep cutting in line.
Why do they call my dick section 8?
Because all the hoes are on it.
A bus full of nuns falls off a cliff and they all die. They arrive at the gates of heaven and meet St. Peter. St. Peter says to them, “Sisters, welcome to Heaven. In a moment I will let you all through the pearly gates, but before I may do that, I must ask each of you a single question.”
St. Peter turns to the first nun in the line and asks her, “Sister, have you ever touched a penis?” The Sister responds, “Well... there was this one time... that I kinda sorta... touched one with the tip of my pinky finger...” St. Peter says, “Alright Sister, now dip the tip of your pinky finger in the Holy Water, and you may be admitted.” and she did so.
St. Peter now turns to the second nun and says, “Sister, have you ever touched a penis?” “Well.... There was this one time... that I held one for a moment...” “Alright Sister, now just wash your hands in the Holy Water, and you may be admitted” and she does so.
Now at this, there is a noise, a jostling in the line. It seems that one nun is trying to cut in front of another! St. Peter sees this and asks the Nun, “Sister Susan, what is this? There is no rush!” Sister Susan responds, “Well if I’m going to have to gargle this stuff, I’d rather do it before Sister Mary sticks her ass in it!”
The emo was having computer problems because they had troubleshooting.
What did the depressed kid do in P.E.? They played with the jump rope, but they used it the wrong way.
Katsuki Bakugou went into a bar and said: "Where is that damn nerd?!?". Everyone was confused.
Bakugou says: "Tell me where Deku is or I'll kill you!" He kills them all because they all have green hair.
When Little Johnny was about 3, he got curious and stuck his hand up a mannequin's pants. His mom says, "No, Little Johnny, there are teeth up there that will bite off your hand." Little Johnny thinks, "Oh no, I can't do that again."
A few years later, he was 15 and he had a girlfriend, and they were making out. She says, "Why don't you ever stick your hand up my pants?" He says, "Oh no, my mom says there are teeth that will bite off my hand up there." She says, "No, there isn't, just look!" Little Johnny looks and says, "Well, no wonder there ain't no teeth. By the way, them gums look..."
Babies are like airstrikes; they get aborted.