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What do you do when you're bored?
Beat up an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents?
What did the Emo and the Orphan have in common?
They both hang with the trees.
Why did the Titanic sink? It's because they didn't want the icebergs' candy.
What did the slaves say when they met their soon-to-be masters?
"Aaah, a ghost!"
I went to take out the trash, could not find you, so I went back in. The next day I found you.
What is the toughest part of the human body?
Anal hair, all the shit that they go through.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
Why can't you trust the atom? 'Cause they make up everything.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?
Because they have already lost 2 towers.
If you hit 9999 orphans and they all tell each other, are the other orphans their parents???
Sometime ago I went to the morgue and asked if they took walk-ins.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't go home.
Whoever invented religions, they fucked up.
We got all kinds of retarded adults believing in mythologies.
So, Biden, Zelensky, and Putin are on a plane, and the plane loses altitude and goes down, but there are 2 parachutes. Putin takes the first one and jumps because he is a greedy twat. So he jumps, but then Biden says, "You go, Zelensky. I am much older than you, and it is ok for me to die." So Zelensky takes the second one and jumps, but when he did, the plane regains altitude, and Biden got to Washington, DC, all fine. They found out the reason was Zelensky's steel balls.
In my mother's generation, they grew up with Wonder Woman. In ours, we have to wonder if she's a woman.
Why do pedophiles come in last place for every race... because they are always in the back (if you know what I mean)?
Why are New Yorkers so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers!
There are three people on the steps of Heaven. God tells them all he is having a good day and if they make him laugh by telling him how they died, he will let them in.
The first one said, "I just finished a long day of work and I get home, and right as I stepped in, I knew my wife was cheating on me. I searched everywhere and I couldn’t find anybody, so I got a drink and went to the balcony, and then I saw him, hanging off the ledge of the balcony. I kicked his hands, but he wouldn’t fall, so I threw a Refrigerator at him, and I fell with the Refrigerator."
God busted out laughing and let him in.
The next person walked up and God told him the same thing he told the other person. God told him that he didn’t think that he could make him laugh more than the first person. The second guy said, "So get this, I’m a window washer on the 8th floor. I’m washing the windows like normal, and this enraged psychopath walks up and starts kicking my hands, and then he throws a refrigerator at me and I die."
God bursts out laughing so much to where he falls off his chair, and he lets the guy through. The next guy comes up and God tells him the same thing he told the last two people, and he tells him that there is no way that he can make him laugh more than the other two did. So he starts talking. "So get this, I’m in a refrigerator..."
Why are orphans so bad at baseball? Because they can never find home.
Why are Americans bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they have already lost 2 towers.