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Why can't orphans have a Christmas list? Because they can't give it to their parents to tell Santa.
9/11 pilots are the best readers.
They went through 30 stories in less than an hour.
Why do girls play handball? Because they want to feel balls.
But then why do boys want to? Oh...
I give bubblegum to the homeless so they can chew it and still be hungry.
They say people are 75% water.
But I’m 75% an orphan and 25% useless.
Why did an orphan say, "I'm wanted?" Because they wanted to feel a lie in their life.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?
Friend: Why?
Me: Because they don't have a mother or father's day.
I bet when 2 cheetahs race and one of them cheats, the other one says, "You're such a cheetah!" Then they laugh and go and eat a zebra or whatever.
Q. What do filicide jokes and filicide victims have in common?
A. They never get old.
What is an emo's most hated game? Hangman.
Because it's rubbing it in their face that they can't hang themselves.
Why do orphans can't play baseball? They don't know where home is.
Why shouldn't you make an orphan cry?
Because they won't have a parent to cry to.
Why should you put an orphanage by a cemetery?
So they can always see their parents.
How is toilet paper recycled?
Easier than you would think, but first they have to process the crap out of it.
Little Johnny's neighbor just had a baby. He got invited to dinner with his neighbor. Little Johnny's dad said if he mentioned "ears" he will get a spank.
So Johnny looked in the bassinet. They were talking about the new baby. Johnny's mum said, "What beautiful eyes."
"That is great," said little Johnny, "because he will be stuffed if he needed glasses."
Why do orphans like boomerangs? Because they actually come back.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They can't see their parents.
I walked into an orphanage and asked a kid why they were crying.
They said: "Because I lost my parents."
I said: "Let's find them."
They cried harder, so I walked out of the orphanage.
What do McDonald's and priests have in common?
They both shove their meat into 10-year-old buns.
What do my wife and dinner have in common? They are both vegetables.