They jokes
You can play Jenga in two places now: New York and Miami (Chaplin Towers.) They probably have Jenga tournaments there every year.
One time a kid came to the hospital and said, "I really need help." The kid said he was really hot, so they put an ice cold towel on him.
Then the doctor asked him if he had any problems, and he said, "Yes, I am really hot." The doctor realized that he looked fine, so he said, "Are you sure? You look amazing." And the kid said that he meant to say, "I look hot!"
Why can't orphans exit out of their games? They don't have a home button.
These orphan jokes would leave them crying to their mommies if they had any.
If you're ever bored just fuck some orphans, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why can't an orphan get a vaccine?
They need parental permission.
Why do Indian people have bad tempers? Because when they were growing up, their parents told them they couldn't have a cow, so they threw a tantrum instead.
Why can't an orphan be gay?
They have no one to call daddy.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why do emos have friends?
So they can hang with each other.
You know how divers jump off a cliff and land in the water well...
Emos do that too, but when they jump, they don't land in the water.
In kindergarten, we were starting to learn how to use "big kid words." On Monday, the teacher asked everyone to share what they did over the weekend, but we had to use big kid words.
Eventually it got to my turn, and the teacher asked me what I did over the summer. I told her I read a book. She asked me what book, and to remember to use "big kid words." I'll never forget the horrified look on her face when I replied with "Winnie the Shit."
Two terrorists walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What can I get you?"
The terrorists both say, "A beer."
The bartender overhears them talking about how they will kill 300 people and a donkey. The bartender says, "Why a donkey?"
One terrorist says, "See, I told you no one would care about the people!"
I asked the emo kid if they get jealous when their phone dies.
Why do orphans only have 354 days?
'Cause they are missing Mothers and Fathers day!
Why did the ducks go to jail?
They sold quack.
What's the same with your dad and Retail Row?
They are both off the map.
Do you know why boys can't ask girls out? Because they don't have any balls to ask girls out!
Why are orphans bad at poker?
Because they don't know what a full house is!
People were scared of the alligator because it ate everyone, so they called for the water god Aquarius.
He said "Sea ya later, alligator!" and he drowned.