They jokes
If you don't like orphan jokes, WHY THE HELL ARE YOU ON HERE??!!! WE DON'T ACCEPT YOU HERE!
If you saw an orphan, could you say where your parents at? And if they cry, just say, "hey here are your parents" then grab nothing. Perfect example.
So I told an orphan to slap themselves until they are wanted. I came back the next day to see them slapping themselves. Then I stopped them and told them to punch themselves.
The next day I saw a dead orphan.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why did they put the Petronas towers? Eh, you do you.
Why are orphans not on this?
They don’t want to listen to the dumbos on here!
Why do orphans never use other people's Wi-Fi?
So they can be connected.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't make a home run.
Whenever you're mad, just punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
I don't get progressive leftists these days. They claim to be supporting BLM, but they aren't pro-life.
Why does the United States have such a good military? Because they learn to dodge bullets in school.
Everybody loves guns!
Every time I show them mine, they give me free stuff.
A fat man meets a skinny man.
The fat man tells the skinny man: "When people look at you, they think the world's starving to death."
And the skinny man responds: "When they look at you, they know why."
If Jesus was real, they wouldn’t call it the crucifixion. They would call it crucifact.
Did you hear they think Michael Jackson died from food poisoning? He ate 12-year-old nuts and a 13-year-old wiener.
Jo mama so fat that when aliens invaded earth, they said, "Wow, two in one!"
Why did two 4s skip dinner? Because they already ate.
If two stoners get married, do they have joint assets?
The kids at Robb Elementary School went in to read books. Instead, they got dozens of magazines.
Why are school shootings branded “very American”?
1. They usually happen in the USA.
2. They’re like the Fourth of July: there’s a lot of loud banging and kids screaming.
Why is it okay to make fun of orphans?
Because they can't tell their parents.