They jokes
Why can't orphans go to Family Dollar?
'Cause they don't have a family.
Why can't orphans have an iPhone?
'Cause they can't find the home button.
The Earth was flat until they buried you.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan?
It's not like they can tell their parents.
What did they find on Chris Rock's face? Fresh prints.
Why is America the fastest readers?
They went through 89 stories in 7 seconds.
If they made a movie about your sex life, what would the title be?
Mine would be "Alien Vs. Predator."
Why are there only 363 days for orphans?
Because they don't have Mothers' and Fathers' Day.
What do orphans and blind kids have in common: They both can't see their parents.
Why do they act so emo?
Because they are all retards.
The two brothers were sitting next to each other. They played with planes all day long. They got too violent, and now their sister (World Trade Center) stands there. The brothers were put up for adoption, and the planes were given back to their owners.
A man comes to an assassin who charges $1000 per shot. He tells the assassin, "My wife's been cheating on me. I want you to shoot her in the head and shoot the guy in the dick." When they arrive, they wait. The man asks why he hasn't taken the shot. The assassin says, "I know how I can save you $1000."
Why are pedophiles good at playing guitar?
Because they are good at fingering A minor.
When orphans drink milk, they cry.
Yo mama so fat they faked COVID-19 just to put a mask on her.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't go home :)
Damn Americans, they fucking suck at Clash Royale.
Can bees fly in the rain?
Not if they don't have their yellow jackets!
What do Ligma and Bofa have in common?
They both ride on my dick.
Why can't an orphan have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."