They jokes
You lost 30 lbs when you joined Weight Watchers, and lost another 10 lbs when they shaved your back.
Emo kids are so good at kicking football. I hear they have good hang time.
Never break a girl's/boy's/someone's heart. They only have one of them.
Break their bones instead. They have 206 of them.
Why did the orphans have in common? They both don't have parents.
We need to stop making jokes about orphans. They will tell their parents. Oh wait...
Why do orphans hate playing baseball?
'Cause they can't get a home run.
If you see a woman get raped, don't bother helping. After all, they are independent and need no man.
Cheer on the rapist if you want.
Why do New Zealanders have sex with sheep on the edge of cliffs? They push back harder.
Why do girls scratch their eyes in the morning?
Because they don't have another pair of balls.
If you're bored, joke about an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why can't an orphan play football? Because they don't have a dad or mom.
Your loved one dies and you call the Coroner's office. They answer, "Hello, this is Benny from the Coroner's office, you stab 'em, we slab 'em, how may I be of service?"
Why haven't they put Stephen Hawking in charge yet?
Why can orphans have a phone? Because they can find the home button.
Why can't orphans use phones? Because they don't know where the home button is.
Why don't pirates take a shower before walking the plank?
They just wash up on shore.
Did you know you can slap an orphan all you want, because what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Bro, I was told that "LMAO" meant launching missiles at orphanages. Well, I LMAOed. I don't think they are ever gonna see their parents again.
Why can’t monkeys play in the jungle? Because there are too many cheetahs!
Which dinosaurs masturbated the most? Triceratops, they were the horniest!