They jokes
Nobody notices your pain, tears, struggles, but why do they notice your mistakes?
Hey, that's the thing my grandpa has. They say that to treat it, I should call him a bitch!
Why did the Twin Towers fall?
They collapsed because of the heat.
I pushed an orphan and they said, "I'm telling!" I asked, "Telling who? Your parents?"
What do vacuums and your mom have in common?
They both suck.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can never get a home run. 😭
Why do they call me a firefighter? Because I find them hot, and I leave them wet!
Why did the orphan go to church?
Because they need a father.
Why do people misplace 9/11 with emo kids? They both have a high death count.
What do orphans get when they go to a bank alone?
Asians don't believe in Santa because they make the toys.
No one cares if you bully an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
The people in 9/11 were the fastest readers. They went through 10 stories in 10 seconds.
Why did orphans want to commit a crime?
Because they wanted to see what it feels like to be wanted.
If a person kills their counselor, does that mean that they don't need therapy anymore?
What school subject does an orphan love?
PE because they actually get picked.
What do Princess Diana and the Beatles have in common?
They both made quite an impact in Europe.
Nah, they eat emo meals.
Why did an old man fall in a well? Because he couldn’t see that well!
Why did the actor fall through the floorboards? They were going through a stage!
Why did a scarecrow win a Nobel prize? He was outstanding in his field!
Why are peppers the best at archery? Because they habanero!
What did the duck say after she bought chapstick? Put it on my bill!
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
What did the three-legged dog say when he walked into a saloon? “I’m looking for the man who shot my paw!”
How do you tell the difference between a bull and a cow? It is either one or the udder!
What’s red and smells like blue paint? Red paint!
What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? One is very heavy, the other is a little lighter!