They jokes
What does Fortnite and real life have in common?
They both lost their tower.
Why can't orphans have family time?
They don't have a family.
What is one thing blind people and orphans have in common?
They both can't see their parents.
"Chelsea is the most consistent team.
One win in August, one win in September, and one win in October; it's just like a menstrual cycle.
If they don't win in November, just know that they're pregnant." 😅
Having cockroaches in the house is a sign that you've food.
These things are like Ugandan girls, they hate poverty.
What to do when you're bored? Punch an orphan in the face. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
How do Chinese people name their babies?
They chuck a pan down the stairs.
Why can't Indians play football?
Every time they get a corner, they open up a shop. 🙉
Why can't an orphan get a tattoo at a young age?
They don't have parent permission.
Why don't some people have balls? Because they play soccer with them.
Everyone stop making 9/11 jokes; they just don't fly.
Why are Liverpool not disabled friendly?
They never walk alone.
I'm so poor that they let me buy the entire store! For $0...
What do Michael Jackson and math have in common? They are both hard for kids.
When you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their mummy?
"Hey, I heard you were a bit down—where's John?"
"He died."
"Oh, I'm so sorry, but I got you food."
(After they eat) "Hey, how did John taste seasoned and cooked?"
I went to Starbucks today and they asked what I wanted, and I replied with "to die, a shot of bleach, and an deppresso expresso."
Today a child asked if I was an angel. I asked why, and he said, "Mommy says that angels have marks on their wrists because they don't want to be in this world."
What did the Turkey say to the other Turkey?
"They forgot the stuffing!"
Are your forehead and your hairline best friends because they look like they go way back?