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Why don't orphans learn about ancient Egypt? They don't know what mummies are.
What’s the issue with 9/11 jokes?
They never land.
Just like the planes.
So, there was a male whale and a female whale swimming through the ocean. One day the male whale sees a ship and says, "That's the ship that killed my parents!" So they go to the ship and blow the ship over and throw the men overboard into the sea.
The male whale sees the man who killed his parents and he was still alive, so he opened his mouth and went for the man, but out of nowhere the female whale yells, "Hey!! I was in it for the blowjob, but I'm not gonna eat seamen!"
If the USA is so good,
Why did they make a USB?
What's the difference between McDonald's and a priest?
nothing... they both stick their meat in ten-year-old buns.
What does Jesus have in common with Pinocchio?
They believe their own lies.
How does a disabled person play chess?
I think you forgot they don't have legs.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They have no home to run to.
Sonic says: "If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?"
What's the similarity between gay men and an ambulance?
They both take it in the back and go woop woop.
I don't like making Kobe jokes... they always crash and burn.
They say we will have eternal life when Jesus is no longer coming.
I was the person that flew into the Twin Towers. I have two friends that are both twins, and whenever they speak, I tell them to shut up because if they don't, I'll make myself explode in them.
I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, and they asked if I could pilot a plane.
They made a movie about 9/11.
It was a big hit.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered burgers, but what they got was plane.
Is it necrophilia if they die while you're having sex and you just don't realize?
That's what happened to my dog.
Jesse: Do you like my ball?
Mike: Yes, they are very big. I can’t even fit them in my mouth. You bought a new ball, right?
Jesse: No, they do not leave me.
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers?
Because they can go through 100 stories in 7 seconds.
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers?
They can go through 100 floors in 7 seconds.