They jokes
What did they find in Jeffery Dahmer's apartment?
Jack in a box.
What is the difference between an orphan and a non-orphan? You can slap the orphan, but not the non-orphan because they can actually tell their parents.
Why can't orphans be gay?
'Cause they can't call anyone "Daddy."
Emos are weird to me because they dress up all black, and you know I don't like that, so that's why I don't like it.
What do Americans and Rubik's Cubes have in common?
They both have a history of separating colors.
What do Jesus and a painting have in common?
They hang by nails.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana.
Jack got high and grabbed Jill's thigh and said, "I know you wanna!"
Jill said yes, lifted up her dress, and then they had some fun,
But stupid Jill forgot the pill and now they have a son.
How do Chinese people name their kids?
They throw pots and pans down the stairs.
What's the difference between an emo kid and an apple?
One hits the ground when they fall from the tree.
Why did Techno die?
They broke his bed.
Can never tell a funny 9/11 joke. They always collapse and burn.
This is why orphans are dangerous with cardboard. They either start eating it or making it into a house and hallucinating that they have a family.
So I threw out the cardboard and said, "You have to stay in reality. Fantasies aren't real. You can't and will never get a home."
Next day, they make cardboard parents, so I threw that away and said, "Pay attention to reality; you will never get parents."
Next day, they start acting like parents and tell me what to do. Again, I said, "Snap to reality. You will never be a parent!" The orphan responded with, "Oh, really?! How so?" I just simply said, "You don't have a house and parents. You literally like eating cardboard, and then you make parents out of it. You like to eat old people!"
You know they say, when you get lemons make lemonade... Well, I took that a little bit too literal.
Turns out squeezing your wife's tits as hard as you can hurts them.
But at least lemonade came out!
Why do prepubescent orphan girls love pedophiles? Because they get to call someone “Daddy”.
Why can you hit an orphan?
They can't tell their parents.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they do not know where home is.
Why were the Twin Towers upset? Because they ordered pepperoni and cheese pizza, but instead got plain!
Why do orphans wish they had a bounty on them so that they can be wanted?
This isn’t a joke. Quiet kid jokes are so cliché. Like since when was there an original quiet kid joke like smh. Doesn’t help because I’m a quiet kid and people act as if I’m so dangerous and it’s like the only thing they say to me. Being judged as some big bad monster for being AN INTROVERT!! These jokes used to be funny to me, but now I’m just sick of them...
Why does America suck at chess? Because they already lost their two towers.