They jokes
Why don't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
If an emo counts down, don't worry, they probably have only one bullet.
Not to be rude or anything, but I'm not adopted. My boyfriend is, and some of these are really mean because sometimes their parents give them up just because they're ugly or just because of their skin color. We should stop making fun of them, and yes, I do giggle sometimes, but they can be really hurtful sometimes.
Why do orphans live on buses?
They never have a home to stop at.
My mom told me to go to bed, but then I grabbed a drink and went in their room to say goodnight, and they looked like Adam and Eve on steroids!
It’s true women do make less money than men.
But it’s their fault because they choose the lower paying jobs. Men, for example, choose the higher paying jobs like doctor or lawyer. Whereas women choose the lower paying jobs like women doctor and women lawyer.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
"Learn to fly a plane," they said. "It'll be fun," they said...
Not sure if the Twin Towers were destroyed or if they were just purposely demolished. 🖐️😀
A man was walking home but felt tired, so took a short cut through the cemetery. He then heard a tap, tap, then out of the corner of his eye, he saw a man with a hammer hitting the tombstone. The man said, "You scared me. I thought you were a ghost." The other person mumbled, "They spelled my name wrong."
If you’re ever bored, then go outside and punch an orphan. Who are they going to tell, their parents?
Why are corners so hot?
They are always 90 degrees.
What do a baby and a grenade have in common? They both make loud noises when thrown.
Jack and Jill went up the hill so they could fuck in the water. But Jack forgot to use protection and now they have a daughter.
Jack and Jill went up a hill to do it in the water.
Jack slipped, his condom ripped, and now they have a daughter.
Why can't orphanages play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Why are planes the most dangerous killers?
Because they killed 2,996 people in 10-25 minutes.
Why are people so worked up about 9/11? They were just playing Jenga.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
What's the quickest way to get to the hospital? Just stand in the middle of a busy road.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.
What do you do after raping a deaf person? Cut their fingers off so they don't tell anyone.
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