They jokes

Mario: Princess Peach got kidnapped again!

Luigi: Where did they go?

Mario: To the left.

Luigi: Fuck

What do you call a burning orphan in a wheelchair? Hot Wheels.

What hit the ground first, the orphan or the apple? The apple. The orphan never hit the ground.

Why is England so bad at Clash of Clans?

Because they lost their queen.

Why can’t orphans learn about ancient times?

Because they don’t know what a mummy is.

What is the difference between an orphan and a non-orphan? You can slap the orphan, but not the non-orphan because they can actually tell their parents.

Emos are weird to me because they dress up all black, and you know I don't like that, so that's why I don't like it.

What do Americans and Rubik's Cubes have in common?

They both have a history of separating colors.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana.

Jack got high and grabbed Jill's thigh and said, "I know you wanna!"

Jill said yes, lifted up her dress, and then they had some fun,

But stupid Jill forgot the pill and now they have a son.

What's the difference between an emo kid and an apple?

One hits the ground when they fall from the tree.