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Why don't catholic kids lose their virginity in their 20's?
Because they lost it to a priest when they were 5
Bro, the US keeps bullying the UK because the queen died, and do you know the meme "No Bitches?" Yeah, they put "No Queen" instead. And guess what? The UK replied this time and said, "No Towers?" I was shocked. UK's most devious lick.
Punch an orphan, what are they gonna do: tell their parents?
Orphan: Am going to see my mom in the kitchen because they are always in there.
Orphan: Realizes.
If you're bored, punch an orphan, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why did the orphan cry to the teacher? Because they have no one else.
Why do orphans go to church? So that they can call someone Father.
Girls with natural hair act as if they have shares in Africa.
What does Michael Jackson and a TV have in common? They both get turned on by kids.
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
Because they come back.
What's the difference between a submarine and Madeline McCann?
They are both full of seamen and at the bottom of the sea.
Your mama is so ugly, when she went to the circus they thought she was Pennywise, Mom.
Pro tip kids, you CAN hit an orphan because they can't cry to their parents!
Why are history teachers always women? Because they like to bring up the past.
I called a suicidal hotline in Iraq and they asked me if I could drive a truck.
It's not rape if they can't say no. Duct tape.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale? Because they lost both towers.
Why do cats leave scratches on arms? They don't; I do it myself.
A man marries a blonde chick, lives a happy life together, and the man asks his wife if she wants kids. She says "yes".
So, a couple of years go by, and they have one boy and one girl. They go to school, go home with their report cards, and the dad asks what their grades were. The son says he's not doing well, same with the daughter. They ask why they're doing so bad in school, and the dad replies with "ask your mother that question!"
Your hairline looks like the McDonald's sign M.