They jokes
You’ve really gotta hand it to short people because they usually can’t reach it anyway.
They say there’s a person capable of murder in every friendship group.
I suspected it was Dave, so I killed him before he could cause any harm.
Why do orphans cry alone?
They do not have a mom's lap to sit on and a shoulder to cry on.
Why can't Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat.
I told an emo kid that we were going to hang (hangout), but they took it too literal.
Why can't an orphan play soccer on the home side of the field? They don't have a home!
Why do the orphans fuck in their cars?
Because they don't know what a home is.
My grandpa warned people the Titanic would sink, but they wouldn’t listen, so he kept warning them. Then he was kicked out of the theater.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't hit a home run.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high and grabbed her thigh and said, "You know you wanna."
Jill said yes and lifted up her dress. They had some fun.
But silly Jill forgot her pill, and now they have a son.
Why is America so bad at playing Jenga?
Because they already lost two towers.
What's the similarity between an orphan and my dick?
They both will die alone.
I masturbated by accident. I read the wrong thing And tested its factuality.
Well, it's been some good years now, haven't they? Being your own partner has never felt so together.
I got a call from McDonald's; they want their sign back.
Why are orphans so bad at poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
What’s the difference between Juice WRLD and George Floyd?
Nothing, they both can’t breathe.
They say mistakes make you stronger. If that were true, then whoever made that nonexistent thing called “women's rights” would have muscles bigger than a white girl.
Whenever a woman files a rape accusation, it’s obviously fake. Even the cows at my farm are more likely, at least they aren’t flat.
What happens when a battery commits a crime? They get charged!
What is an orphan's favorite game? Sims, so they can make a family to have.