They jokes
I once was playing with my friend and Roblox girlfriend, then one day, they cheated on me. I broke up with her and unfriended him, then I saw my mom and my uncle crying!
Me be like: ;-;
Yo mama so fat, when she falls, they have to call 999 and a crane to pick her up.
If a fat person were to go on a flying car, it will just be at the ground. When they exit, it will just fly up.
Why were the twin towers mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, but instead they got plain.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? Because they can't tell their parents.
Two baked beans traveled around Australia.
They both ended up in Cairns.
You know, the earth was flat till they buried your mama.
What do orphans' parents have in common with Nemo?
They both can’t be found.
What do women and Nvidia have in common?
They both do not make very good drivers.
Q: Why can't you tell 9/11 jokes in a comedy club?
A: They always crash and burn.
What do Nemo and Emily's dad have in common? They both can't be found.
I got banana nut bread for you.
Oh no, the nuts are missing!
Oh, I found them!
You know where they are?
UP YOUR BUTTHOLE!
I would make a joke about short people, but they probably couldn't hear it.
"2001 just called and they want their towers back."
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza but it came plain.
Why do women have small feet?
So they can stand closer to the sink.
Why is Texas the worst state ever?
They only have one star.
What do orphans and broken up couples have in common?
They can't see each other anymore.
What did the two towers make after they died? The One World Trade Center.
Why is America so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.