Why is it ok to punch an orphan?
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why are orphans so gay?
They need to be more gay!
Do you get jealous of your clothes when they hang from the line?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home plate.
Why did the orphan run away?
They wanted to go home.
Q: Why are Americans bad at Clash Of Clans?
A: They already lost two towers.
Why do women rub their eyebrows? They don't got balls to scratch!
One day in Roblox, someone was arguing with me, and they asked me my age. "18." They said that they were twenty-two.
Me: "If you're so smart, what's the largest daycare game on Roblox?"
Him: "Yo Hair," he said. Then he left the game, and I said, "That is so messed up. Actually, that's bullcrap."
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels.
The Twin Towers are like my dad, they are never coming back.
Why was the orphan so successful? They said "go big or go home," but he could not do the second.
What do emo kids have in common with orphans?
They both depress'd on the inside.
Today, I decided to go visit my childhood home. I asked the residents if I could come inside because I was feeling nostalgic, but they refused and slammed the door in my face.
My parents are the worst.
My disabled friend rolled into a burning orphanage and saved lots of kids. When he came out, the kids tried to play with him because his wheels were on fire. They called him Hot Wheels.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
Because they already lost two towers!
How many Emos does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. They all just sit in the dark and cry.
Science experts say when you get mad, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why do orphans play GTA? Because they canβt be wanted.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why do emo kids not like trees? They always leave them hanging.
