Why can't orphans do homework? They don't have a home.
Wanna know something funny? Well, there was this one time when my parents were talking about their marriage.
Then after the wedding, they decided to make a joke, and then 9 months later, I was born. My birthday (4/1/06) April 1, 2006.
What's the difference between a blind person and an orphan?
They both can't see their parents.
Why do orphans not know how to play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
It's funny how teachers are supposed to educate new lives, but only teach certain kids how much they want to commit suicide and how many ways there are.
I saw this one quote: "The people who smile the most are covering the most pain." I think this is true, just not with everyone. As I am really depressed and act like myself with my friends, but with my parents and family, I force a smile so they don't worry more than they do.
I did a test for my therapy session to see what level of depression I had. It came back with severe, 22/24, but I asked her to tell my mum it came back as moderate, saying I would tell her that my depression got worse. She went along with it, but I haven't told my mum and I now make things sound like I aren't as messed up as I truly am to my therapist.
What does Buzz Lightyear and an orphan's parents have in common?
They go to infinity and beyond.
Do depressed people hate swimming?
They hate it because they are already drowning in their depression, but they love it because it might make all their dreams come true.
What do Special Ed kids and fast kids have in common? They like to do things sped up.
You know why eggs can't tell jokes?
They crack each other up!
Some people put zodiacs on everything.
They said they couldn’t go to the party because of cancer.
The twins ordered pepperoni, but they got plain.
If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan, because what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why doesn't the U.S. Government play Clash of Clans?
Because they lost two towers already.
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What do Middle Eastern suicide bombers say before they blow up?
I weel sho u wot da bom bom is! ALLAH!
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but they only got the plane.
There are painkillers, but they only relieve physical pain. I wish something could relieve my internal pain.
What do Hitler and Trump have in common? They both do hand gestures.
Why can't orphans be gay?
'Cause they have no one to call "daddy."
