They jokes
They say mistakes make you stronger. If that were true, then whoever made that nonexistent thing called “women's rights” would have muscles bigger than a white girl.
Whenever a woman files a rape accusation, it’s obviously fake. Even the cows at my farm are more likely, at least they aren’t flat.
What happens when a battery commits a crime? They get charged!
What is an orphan's favorite game? Sims, so they can make a family to have.
What do snow and friends have in common? If you pee on them, they disappear.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
When you push your grandma out of her wheelchair and steal it.
“They see me rollin’, they hatin’.”
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They can’t find home.
Why didn't the boy like his Christmas presents? Hint: They were a soccer ball, bicycle, and running shoes.
My cousin’s friend spelled “racist” wrong and when my cousin showed me, the first thing I said to my cousin’s friend is “Go to Grammarly. They REALLY teach you spelling.”
Why could dinosaurs not talk? Because they were dead.
Why couldn’t the dinosaurs talk? Because they were dead.
Why can't emos have ADD?
'Cause they are already scatter-brained.
Why can't Mexicans play Uno? Because they steal all of the green cards.
What does Kobe now have in common with his helicopter?
They both have torn rotators.
Q: Why can't pilots play Jenga?
A: Because they will just hit the Twin Towers.
Enough with the Nazi jokes.
They make me führeious!
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
Why do orphan kids never eat homemade food? Because they don’t even have one!
Why are Americans bad at Clash of Royals?
Because they have already lost two towers!