They always say you are what you eat! So I’d be nothing. That sounds about right.
Michael has canceled his upcoming dates. They were Tommy, age 9, and Bobby, 11.
My ex wanted to humiliate me in front of her friends, so she said I was useless in bed.
Should have seen her face when they all disagreed.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they just sit in the dark and cry.
Why can't orphans have sex?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why do my parents not love me? Because I've fucked 12 dogs and 7 minors while they were watching!
Why do Emos love Christmas? So they can pretend they're ornaments and hang themselves on trees. Hope you liked it, happy holidays!
What's an orphan's least favorite show? Family Guy ;)
It’s not like they can watch it anyway: it’s PG.
I don't like 9/11 jokes, they tend to crash and burn.
Why do orphans like boomerangs more than their parents? The boomerang comes back.
One day I saw a kid cry, so I go, "Let's go find your parents." I miss my job at the orphanage.
Why do orphans get lost on boats? They can't find the home room.
We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class and I said, "Man, they are really bad at Jenga!"
Orphans are so vulnerable; they have no parents to tell. - Masai
Why are emo jokes so infamous?
Because they cut deep.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they won't find anybody to call "daddy."
What does a pencil and a plan have in common?
They were both in the Twin Towers.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost 2 towers.
The 911 people really didn't scramble fast enough, so they got folded like an omelet.
