Thereness jokes
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Orphan.
Orphan who?
Orphan who needs a parent!
In Ukraine, there was a massive wake-up call by Russia. But for some, the results were the opposite.
Keep rolling your eyes and maybe you'll find a brain back there.
Kid: Knock knock!
Orphan: Who's there?
Kid: Not your parents XD
I made an orphan's website, but there was no homepage--because they don't have a home.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Wait, they don't have any.
When you have an ex, you will notice that the word "ex" is short for "executed," so that's there for yous.
One day, someone's ex was going to the kitchen to get something to eat, and her ex-boyfriend was there and gave her an apple. Next minute, she had chlamydia. What did the boyfriend do?
What day is Labor Day?
It's the day mommies have their babies.
If an orphan got hit, will they go tell their parents?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Candis.
Candis who?
Candis nuts fit in your mouth?
I found a place before called an orphanage, but when I was allowed in there were lots of kids, and I said, "Where's your parents? Oh yeah, you're orphans." Gosh, that was one heck of a day!
There has to be someone that hates watersharky. He curses at you if you say one thing about his friends or him. He just is mean and needs to leave.
How do homeless people punish their children?
What are their children going to do? Go to their room?
Why can't orphans go on field trips?
There's no parent signature.
A zebra couldn't find any grass. Then he saw a monkey cooking. He thought to steal a little, but he was burned in the fore, and the smoke was all over him. But when he went to the ocean, it was still there, and zebras are stuck in this style forever.
If you have a bad day, just think there are at least 15 people who care about you.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?"
"Cargo." "Cargo who?"
"Cargo beep, beep, beep, be-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-b!"
There's at least 856 pages of these newest puns. I couldn't finish, because it took me an hour just to get that far. Just saying, that's a lot of jokes!
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Momma?
Momma who?
Big Momma!