Thereness jokes
I got a call from McDonald's; they want their sign back.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
My ex-friends are depressed. Their names are Kaitlyn and Ava.
There never was a historical Jesus Christ. Hey, do not even dream of crucifying me.
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Who."
"Who who?"
"Why are you who-ing like an owl?"
Devil: Hey angel.
Angel: Hi devil, why are you nice?
Devil: What do angels add to their food to make it a little more spicy?
Angel: What?
Devil: Angelpinos!
Why do midgets giggle when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.
Go punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
If you're mad, go punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their mom?
An orphan came out of the closet to their parents as gay. Oh wait...
Bro, I’m so pissed. There is always that one kid in the class who the teacher helps. I hate that guy in the wheelchair.
Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up?
'Cause they don't got balls to scratch.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because there was a dad on the other side.
You know how there were like... two towers. I had so much fun playing Jenga in those planes! I WON!!!!!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Mama.
Big Mama. Big Mama can't fit through the door.
There are 25 letters in the alphabet, and yet I don't know why.
Why can’t baby ducks lay eggs? Because their quacks are too small.
POV: You're an orphan.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not your mom.
Stranger: Knock knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Stranger: Not your parents.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not your parents.