Thereness jokes

Why do orphans that go to their friend's house get this reaction from the friend's mom:

"Go back to your house, it's late." "Finn, wait, can I have your mom's phone number?" "Finn, wait, aren't you an orphan?" "Wait, don't you have a phone, Finn?" "Wait, I forgot, you don't have a phone because nobody wanted to get you a phone or to get you."

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Island.

Island who?

Island the one that knows you!

"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Knock, knock, knock, knock, knock." "Who?" "Knock, knock you."

I snorted a line of coke off my 8-year-old sister’s tiny prepubescent vag. She just laid there and let me do it without complaining, probably because she was already dead.

Here's a sex joke.

What's the best part of having sex with 28 year olds? There's 20 of them.

There's no Asian kids in my class, but it just happens to be the rice store and the pet store just ran out of stock...

What's one similarity between the twin towers and gender?

There used to be 2, and now it's a sensitive subject.

Knock knock... Who's there? Surprise! Surprise who? Surprise, mother fucker!

The "F" in "orphan" stands for family, but there is no "F" in "orphan."

Genders are like the Twin Towers.

There used to be 2 of them, but now it’s a sensitive subject.

"There is no way you can fit in there."

"Says who?"

"Your mom."

"When?"

"Last night."

"OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-"

I wondered why there was red all over my bathroom til I found out that my sis had dyed her hair red. Man, it looked like somebody died in there! Lol.

Is there a racist jokes page here? I’m not racist, I just want to know.

Me when my girlfriend comes home, I check her phone and there are 100 texts from a different guy asking her out, and her text says yes.

Get the whip, you're out!

There's one shop orphans can't go to, but what is it?

Home Depot.

What's the difference between a crumbled man and 9/11... nothing, they're both crumbled.

Guy, your hairline was the reason Adolf Hitler said, "Let there be war!"

Do y'all know the saying "Hang in there?" Well, fuck that, because I might as well be hanging myself.

There was a fish looking for a great meal. He looks above him and sees a fly. He thought, "If that fly drops six inches, I would have a meal." Long story short, a pussy gets wet.

Dr. Seuss dark jokes.

Hey there little mister, I'm dating your sister!