Thereness jokes
Knock knock... Who's there? Surprise! Surprise who? Surprise, mother fucker!
The "F" in "orphan" stands for family, but there is no "F" in "orphan."
Genders are like the Twin Towers.
There used to be 2 of them, but now it’s a sensitive subject.
"There is no way you can fit in there."
"Says who?"
"Your mom."
"When?"
"Last night."
"OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-"
I wondered why there was red all over my bathroom til I found out that my sis had dyed her hair red. Man, it looked like somebody died in there! Lol.
Is there a racist jokes page here? I’m not racist, I just want to know.
Me when my girlfriend comes home, I check her phone and there are 100 texts from a different guy asking her out, and her text says yes.
Get the whip, you're out!
There's one shop orphans can't go to, but what is it?
Home Depot.
Guy, your hairline was the reason Adolf Hitler said, "Let there be war!"
Do y'all know the saying "Hang in there?" Well, fuck that, because I might as well be hanging myself.
There was a fish looking for a great meal. He looks above him and sees a fly. He thought, "If that fly drops six inches, I would have a meal." Long story short, a pussy gets wet.
Dr. Seuss dark jokes.
Hey there little mister, I'm dating your sister!
What do iPhones and the Titanic have in common?
There's no Jack!
Yo mama is so fat, when she's walking down the street, there are cracks all over the sidewalk.
Yo mama's so fat, when she sat down there was a big earthquake.
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that Keagan's FIFA team should be this terrible, also the problem is that Keagan is a Real Madrid fan.
Why can't orphanages play baseball?
Because there's no home to go to.
There’s nothing funny about orphans, right?
Well, I guess that depends on your sense of humor.
Stacy: Honey, I'm kinda new to texting, what does lol mean?
Justin: I'm not sure, "lots of love," I guess.
Margaret: Stacy, are you there? I don't know if you heard, but Amber and her three kids were killed in a car crash this morning. I'm in total shock!
Stacy: lol
Did you know that the F in orphan means family?
There's no F in orphan?
Exactly.