What does Michael Jackson like about 28yr olds? There's 20 of them!
Son: Dad, why did name my sister Paris? Dad: Because she was made there. Son: Thanks, Dad. Dad: You're welcome, Backseat.
What is the longest word in the English Dictionary? Smiles because there is a mile between the first letter and the last
knock knock
who's there?
Depression medicine and therapy
GO AWAY!
Why isn’t there a pregnant Barbie doll? Ken came in another box.
Hear about the restaurant called karma? There is no menu: You get what you deserve
what did one ocean say to the other ocean? nothing, they just WAVED. can you SEA what i did there? im SHORE you did. Why are you so SALTY? dont be a BEACH.
Teacher: your bag is heavy what's in there!
Weird Kid: Magazines
What's the best thing about 28 year old's? -There's 20 of them.
Johnny Depp, Michael Jackson, and Marilyn Manson all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Why don't you take a seat, right over there?" Turns out the bartender was Chris Hansen himself.
My grandfather was there when the titanic sank..he shouted 3 times that it was gonna sink until they Finally kicked him out of the movie theater............haha
There was a wedding so sad that even the cake was in tiers.
I went to the shooting range the other day after a while I realized I was the only one there so I decided to go home and saw on the news that there was a mass school shooting and there were reporters on the scene, man I knew I should have stayed around a little longer.
A professor was talking about the american dream. then, he asked the german exchange student if there was a german dream, to which the student replies "we did, but no one liked it."
Kid: Mom, what's dark humor?
Mom: Do you see that man without arms over there? Tell him to clap.
Kid: But, mom, I'm blind!
Mom: Exactly.
All jokes are funny with the correct delivery . Except for abortion jokes, there is no delivery.
Genders are like the twin towers, there used to be two but now it's just a sensitive subject
I refuse to believe my dad got fired as a road worker for theft. But when I came home there were signs everywhere
There was a cannibal who had a wife and (eight) kids.
The twin towers are like genders, there used to be two of them
