Thereness jokes
I'm holding an African themed party tomorrow. There is no food, and the drinks are 10 miles away!
I was at the beach today, and there was a big wave.
Somebody went, "Damn, that crashed harder than the Twin Towers." Jack may have survived the towers, but not the crash.
I saw a Down syndrome kid waving at me today, but there's no way I'm swimming all the way over there to save him.
"Eugheugh," said the boy.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Only.
Only who?
Only you make my heart beat fast.
There were ten in the bed and the little one said... "Roll over..."
There were two friends talking one day. Tim tells John, "I think I'm gay."
John says to Tim, "What do you mean?"
Tim says, "When I grow up, I want to dress like a woman and sing karaoke in a bar and call myself (Gillette the best a man can get)!"
John says to Tim, "I think you're right, and thanks for reminding me I need to buy razors."
Sally jumped out a plane, she forgot her parachute!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally...
How did she die?
A bomb came down whilst falling through the sky.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
A bomb.
How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two, but they're very tiny and we're not sure how they got in there.
Why was there a, ummmmm, a cow?
.......... To moo.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Abby.
Abby who?
Abby C D E F G!
Knock knock. Who's there? Child. Child who? Child Millissa!
I hate family reunions. I see too many of my exes there.
Q: If there were two moo cows walking down the street, where would they be going?
A: Home to see their mama!
A woman walked up to me and asked me for a joke. I stood there with a straight face knowing women can't be funny.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Johnny.
Johnny who?
Johnny want yo' mommy.
There are two sexes: one with your mother and the other with you.
Okay, I love reading Freshfry's conversations with random people. I love the ones where he has a full blown talking battle. I personally like reading them and I love reading them on my Chromebook while I play Call of Duty and Fortnite on my Xbox.
If you guys out there like reading Freshfry's conversations with random people, just comment and tell me. Talk to you guys later, watersharky out.
Where is the building I was in, and why is there a plane?
There was a kid in my class who said my face looked like a physical reaction (we were learning about that stuff at the time), so I said I made a chemical reaction with his mom last night.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You're welcome.