Thereness jokes
Kid: "THERE'S A SHOOTER IN THE BUILDING!"
Shooter: "Oops."
Why can't orphanages play baseball?
Because there's no home to go to.
My girlfriend said to me, "Dear, I think you have hit an animal, there's blood and dents all over the bonnet."
I said, "No, love, I'm not waiting for a Black Lives Matter rally."
The guy called up to the orphanage, then he asked, "Where are the kids' faces?"
Then another guy said, "Sorry, there's no homepage."
I prank called someone and I said, "Is there a Missis Wall there?" They said no. Is there a Mr. Wall there? They said no. Are there any Walls there? They said no. Then what's holding up your building?
People who are annoying. There are two of them.
1. Capet.
2. Akeld.
The winner is "Akeld," although Jordan Calerendiá comes in with a tie. Yah! Not really!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cash.
Cash who?
No thanks, I prefer walnuts!
Me: Knock, knock.
Teacher: Who is there?
Me: Boo.
Teacher: Boo who?
Me: Stop being a crybaby and open the door!
Teacher: ......
Me: Aw man, detention again.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Dishes. Dishes who? Dishes a very bad joke!
When you still there?
Pool table.
Yo mama so old, she was there when Moses was born.
What does it mean when there is a man in your bed, gasping for breath and saying your name?
It just means that you didn't hold the pillow down long enough.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Goliath.
Goliath who?
I need to Goliath down and sleep!
There was a guy who got his whole left side shot off.
When he was at the hospital and he woke up, he asked the doctor if he was okay.
The doctor said, "You're all right now."
Why does everyone say there are mines in Bosnia? There are no-
Me: Knock knock.
Some dude on the street: Who's there?
Me: Whowhowho.
Dude: Whowhowho who?
Whowhowhowhowhowhowhowhowhowhowhowhowho.
There is someone in my class named Henry Rocket Rueben, and he always says he rockets into my mom.
"There is no way you can fit in there."
"Says who?"
"Your mom."
"When?"
"Last night."
"OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-"
Knock knock. Who’s there? We ask the questions!!!!!!!!