Thereness jokes
There's an orphan in my class... For some reason, he never leaves.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ahoy Mateys.
Ahoy Mateys who?
Ahoy mateys, balls fit in your mouth? LOLOLOLOLOLOL
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Kamikaze!
Kamikaze wh—
おいおい、お前を殺して、その塔ごと地面に叩き込んでやるぞ! いいな?
On April Fool's, go to an orphanage and tell them that their parents are here to pick them up.
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Mary."
"Mary who?"
"Marry me!"
Where do dogs go when their tails fall off?
To the retail store.
There were two snakes slithering along when one snake said to the other snake, "Are we poisonous?" "Idk why?" The other snake responded, "'Cause I just bit my tongue!"
There are women's support groups, but where are men's support groups?
Why can’t orphans eat breakfast? Because there is no parent to feed them.
Friend: Hi.
Me: Do you know how lost their dad is?
Friend: Me?
Me: Damn, no, not you.
Friend: Then who?
Me: The orphan kid.
I guess we're the same.
The doctor gave his patient 1 day of life, so he shot him. Then the judge gave him 15 years, so there you go, problem solved.
Someone: Didn’t we already meet somewhere?
Me: Yeah. That’s why I don’t go there anymore.
Have you heard the Twin Tower jokes? Well, they're more down than the Twin Towers.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?"
"Cargo." "Cargo who?"
"Cargo beep, beep, beep, be-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-b!"
Why can you hit an orphan?
They can't tell their parents.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Wilma.
Wilma who?
Wilma dik fit in your mouth.
So there is someone who doesn't know what an armadillo is.
He then sees one. He asks it a question, "What are you?"
The armadillo replies, "Armadillo."
The person says: "What's a dilo?"
I asked a kid where their parents were...
Lol
(Knock knock) Who's there? Accident. Accident who? Accident you.
Texas is such a shitty state. There’s a reason it only has one star.