Knock Knock. Who's there? Not your parents.
How did Rihanna know that Chris Brown was cheating on her? There was a different color of lipstick on his knuckles.
Bob and Brad loved baseball. When Brad was dying , Bob asked Brad to see if there was baseball in heaven. Brad died and two weeks later Bob woke up to Brad's voice. Brad said I've got good news. They do have baseball in heaven. Bad news is that you're up to bat next.
Knock knock Whos there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you would never forget
Girls are like math if there under ten then you use your fingers
Why were the Middle Ages called the Dark Ages?
Because there were too many knights.
What’s the best part about twenty eight year olds?
There’s twenty of them
look in the mirror there's a joke for you
Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no friends. Knock Knock (Who's there?) Not Sally...
Theres an outbreak of the foot and mouth disease, it can affect pigs and cows.
I hope my teacher will be ok
Why are people in Japan always skinny?
Because last time there was a Fat Man, a whole city disappeared.
Tits are like Lego bricks. They're there for the kid, but dad ends up playing with them.
A young boy was picked up by a strange young man who put him in his car and drove into an abandoned farm “This place looks scary” they kid said And the man replies” I know right, I have to walk out of there alone”
Imagine if hitting the iceberg wasn't an accident and it was all just the sailors fault like this: Sailor 1: Hey Ron. Sailor 2: yeah? Sailor 1: you see that iceberg over there? Sailor 2: yeah. Sailor 1: you know what would be pretty funny
last night i burned down an orphanage there was one survivor who said i would regret it i said "what are you gonna do, tell your parents?"
Two deer walk out of a gay bar. One of them turns to the other and says, "I can't believe I blew forty bucks in there."
Why do emo people want to be called scene now, the only thing I’ve scene from them is there suicide rate climbing
Chuck Norris has been to Mars...that's why there is no signs of life there.
In syria, there are no walmarts, only targets
What do you call when a friend calm his suicidal friend? Hang in there buddy
