There jokes
Why was there a, ummmmm, a cow?
.......... To moo.
Why are "Redneck" murder cases the HARDEST to solve?
Answer: Because ALL the DNA "Matches", and there are NO "Dental Records".
There was a kid in a wheelchair. I put him on fire and called him Hot Wheels.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Gay.
Gay who?
You're gay.
There are women complaining about being r@ped.
JUST DON'T GO NEAR DARK ALLEYS WITH A SPORTS BRA ON. 😁
Why do orphans like the movie Home Alone?
Because they're home alone themselves!
There were two sisters. They said they were supporting nine eleven, so I shot one of the sister's kneecaps, and the other sister got shot in the head.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
I did ap.
I did ap who? (I did a poo)
EEWW you did a poo???
I made a website for orphans. The thing is, there was no homepage.
Tesco's slogan is "Every little helps."
Well, their bag did a wonderful job on suffocating my wife.
Kid: Dad, what's a dark joke?
Dad: Well, you see that guy over there? Tell him to wave.
Kid: But Dad, I'm blind.
Dad: Exactly, also the dude had no arm.
So I walk into a bar, and there’s people waiting in line to punch me in the face.
That’s the punch line.
There's gonna be 8 planets right after I destroy Uranus.
There are multiple. That’s the joke.
What’s the best part of stage four cancer?
A: There’s no stage five.
There was a house with a three-story building.
The first one had Mexicans.
The second one had Africans.
The third one had white people.
An earthquake came.
But who did survive?
The white family because they were at work.
What does a man masturbating and a mayo bottle have in common?
They can both squirt out their cum.
There were 3 Gay Fish in a Tank. One says to the others: "How do you drive this thing?"
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Q: Why can orphans never be criminals?
A: Because they're never wanted.
Q. What's the best part about 28 year olds?
A. There's 20 of them!