There jokes
Knock knock. Who's there? Hal. Hal who? Hal will you know if you don't open the door?
Me: Knock, knock.
Teacher: Who is there?
Me: Boo.
Teacher: Boo who?
Me: Stop being a crybaby and open the door!
Teacher: ......
Me: Aw man, detention again.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Orphan.
Orphan who?
Are you my mommy?
What's the difference between Madlen Makan and Stephen Hawking?
Nothing, they're both dead.
Son: Hey dad, why is my name Canada?
Dad: Because you were made there.
Mum: We haven't been to Canada.
Dad: Hol' up a minute.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay person's house!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
What is one thing humans do before they eat?
They beat their meat to make nuggets.
Knock, knock.
Who is there?
Your Nan.
WHAT? MY NAN IS DEAD!
There is this girl at school, and she gets bullied for being in a wheelchair.
Why doesn’t she stand up for herself?
When you hit a speed bump in a school zone and then you remember there are no speed bumps.
Some kid with parents: "Knock, knock."
Orphan: "Who's there?"
Some kid with parents: "Not your parents."
Q: Why do women only use their lefts?
A: Because they don't have any rights.
Why can't orphans use iPhones?
There's a home button.
Why can you hit an orphan?
Because they can’t tell their parents.
Okay class, who can tell me who the fastest readers are?
The pilots of 9/11 went through the Twin Towers, 6 in 3 seconds.
I was at the beach today, and there was a big wave.
Somebody went, "Damn, that crashed harder than the Twin Towers." Jack may have survived the towers, but not the crash.
Why can’t orphans go to a family restaurant?
Because there’s no family.
Can an orphan child be arrested for vandalism, or will the officers ask for their parents to talk to?
Why can't orphans go to parents' evening? Because their parents left them.
Jayfeather walks across the street, sees glass smash, runs down the street, and there lies a body... What?