There jokes
One day there was a guy who robbed a bank. A customer at the bank while it happened got the police. Who was that? The police said......
It’s a wood hulem.
When a guy falls, it hurts them there. When a woman falls, it hurts more.
Not all cat puns are purr-fect; some just have their claws.
Mom: See that guy over there with no hands, tell him to clap.
Son: Mom, I'm blind.
Mom: Exactly!
A blind man walked into me at a store. I said, "Watch it, bitch!" and he said, "Sorry, I didn't see you there."
There are 3 things wrong with this world.
1. Spelling
2. Maths.
Okay, One time I there was my dog. But then the dog, it fell.
Then I f**ked my dog hard in the a**.
There was once a dark room with a dark light and a terrible electrician.
If you're mad, hire an orphan, what are they gonna do, tell their parents? 🤣🤣
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Yo mama so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," he just asked her to move.
Yo mama so fat she got married by 20 men, but they think there's only one side of her! I tried making one of my own.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cow.
Cow who?
Cow don't go who, they go moo!
Why are there only 363 days in an orphaned year?
Because they don’t have a father's or Mother’s Day.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
An interrupting cow.
And inter-moo!
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
Cow says,
"Cow says who?"
No! Cow says moo!
What do McDonald's and priests have in common?
They both shove their meat into 10-year-old buns.
Teacher: Tell me a moral story.
Little Johnny: Once my grandfather was in WW2. He saw everyone praising to kill him. For example, we should sneak up and kill him. We get the helicopter above and shoot him from there. My grandfather heard this, he got his gun and shot them all.
Teacher: What is the moral even?
Little Johnny: Never plan to kill my grandfather.
"I heard a noise in the basement! I'm gonna go to my friend's house and play Minecraft with him until the noise I heard goes away."
"I heard a noise in the basement. I'm gonna go down there with a bazooka and thirty thousand rounds of pistol ammo and fifty thousand pistols."
Said no horror movie character ever.
And also GTA logic.
I might slide up to your block with intelligence. I'm a genius with a glock. There's some relevance. Took his chain, took his rocks. Took his sediments. There's no cap inside my speech. No impediments.
Putting numbers on the board, I use my calculator. Put a opp below the floor, he's a denominator. E = mc2, you didn't notice that? Had the shot, but he's too scared. Why didn't he buss it back?