There jokes
I've Benin there.
I'm Ghana go.
I've got to Togo.
Orphans can't call their parents if they get hurt! Sorry.🩹
What do orphans and deaf people have in common?
They can't hear their parents.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Alabama.
Alabama who?
Alabama your cousin.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce out of school early!
oh well there goes another one
Knock knock!!
Who's there??
Dishwasher!!
Dishwasher who??
Dishwasher way i used to talk when i got my head kicked in!
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Boo." "Boo who?" "Don't cry in front of me, or else I'll cry!"
If there are 12 fish and 6 drown, how many are left?
12, because fish don't drown.
Why are orphans very abusive to their kids?
Because they never had loving parents of their own.
Why do orphans live on the street?
They don't have parents to put a roof over their head.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because dad never came home with the milk.
"Knock, knock!""Who's there?""Abby."
"Abby who?""Your Mexican girlfriend."
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Your mom." "Your mom who?" "It's not your mom, it's my mom!"
Why can't orphans play soccer? Because they can't practice with their dad.
If you ever get cold, just stand in a corner. There's usually 90 degrees.
Made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, there is no homepage.
Why does America suck at chess? Because they already lost their two towers.
Teacher: Your bag is heavy, what's in there?
The quiet kid: AK-47.
Man, we all have the one cool sibling, then the strong sibling, and then you, the one who plays on their iPad or computer all day. Then, when you are on vacation, you are doing nothing at all.
Why were Twin Towers mad that their food wasn’t good enough?
Because they got plain.