Why can orphans not get married?
They are dad can't walk them down the aisle!
How does a non-binary ninja kill someone?
They slash them.
How do you get a blonde to drown? You tell them the bottom of the pool smells weird.
Why don't chickens and sheep get along?
Because they have beef between them.
An Autistic chef made hamburgers out of donkey meat.
He called them: “ASPERGER’S”
Why did the boy leave his chestnuts in the rain?
He wanted them rusted.
Do you know what SAWCON is?
SAWCON deez nuts.
This is not a joke, nor did I come up with it.
If somebody calls you ugly, just hug them and say, "Life must be hard for you since you have visual impairment!"
Why do orphans ride the bus? Because they have no parents to drop them off.
I don’t see why people say that emo kids don’t like to hangout. I seen them hanging all day.
How do you confuse a blonde? Tell them to stand in the corner in a round room
Why are good at dodge ball
Because no one misses them
what does the school shooter do after shooting all the kids? shoot kids in them ;)
why are orphans bad at basket ball? because no one is there for them to pass
them, losers.
why do emo kids not like trees? they always leave them hanging
what is the difference between an orphan and a watermelon one of them is picked
why dont orphans get dad jokes because they dont have a dad to tell them
At a party, a young wife admonished her husband, “That’s the fourth time you’ve gone back for ice cream and cake. Doesn’t it embarrass you?”
“Why should it?” answered her spouse. “I keep telling them it’s for you.” Like if you do this to your spouse.
did you know emos are the highest jumpers some of them are still in the air
