Them jokes

What is the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?

One of them is picked.

How do you confuse a blonde?

Tell them to stand in the corner in a round room.

Orphans around my area only watched Youtube Shorts.

I asked them and then realized they can't click the home button.

Troll your friend by saying "I" and saying "cup," and then tell them that that means "I see you pee."

LOL

There is also "lettuce cup," which means "let us see you pee."

How do you make a body disappear?

You use an axe, black plastic bags, a forest, a shovel, and some ice cream because killing someone and chopping them up and digging holes in the ground and putting dirt over them is a lot of hard work!

P.S., I'm joking and don't condone these actions.

Your momma's so fat, when she pulls her knickers down, her ass is still in them.

Women be like chivalry is dead, then don't say thank you when you open the door for them.

When your grades get mailed to your house when you expect to get them in school.

When you get home, your mom is there with the belt, going 1k miles per hour.

Do you know what SAWCON is?

SAWCON deez nuts.

I've been looking for my parents for years. For the life of me, I can't remember where I buried them.

Why do orphans ride the bus? Because they have no parents to drop them off.

This is not a joke, nor did I come up with it.

If somebody calls you ugly, just hug them and say, "Life must be hard for you since you have visual impairment!"

I don’t see why people say that emo kids don’t like to hangout. I seen them hanging all day.

What are the similarities between orphans and unripe strawberries?

None of them get picked.

How do you ride two bikes at once?

You ride them in tandem!

What do skeletons do with their organs?

They organize them!

"When someone asks for a dad joke and you send them to the orphan page."

My friend is upset with me because I sniffed his grandmother's nickers. Not sure if it was because she was still wearing them or if it was because the whole family was watching. Either way, the rest of her funeral was really awkward.

Why are 10-pin bowlers always in pain?

Because their balls have holes in them.

When you want Pringles, but a fat person was eating them, there were only three left, sweety.