Them jokes

Blonde

How do you confuse a blonde?

Tell them to stand in the corner in a round room.

Orphan

Orphans around my area only watched Youtube Shorts.

I asked them and then realized they can't click the home button.

Friend

Troll your friend by saying "I" and saying "cup," and then tell them that that means "I see you pee."

LOL

There is also "lettuce cup," which means "let us see you pee."

Body

How do you make a body disappear?

You use an axe, black plastic bags, a forest, a shovel, and some ice cream because killing someone and chopping them up and digging holes in the ground and putting dirt over them is a lot of hard work!

P.S., I'm joking and don't condone these actions.

Momma

Your momma's so fat, when she pulls her knickers down, her ass is still in them.

Memes

Chivalry

Women be like chivalry is dead, then don't say thank you when you open the door for them.

Grade

When your grades get mailed to your house when you expect to get them in school.

When you get home, your mom is there with the belt, going 1k miles per hour.

Parent

I've been looking for my parents for years. For the life of me, I can't remember where I buried them.

Orphan

Why do orphans ride the bus? Because they have no parents to drop them off.

Impairment

This is not a joke, nor did I come up with it.

If somebody calls you ugly, just hug them and say, "Life must be hard for you since you have visual impairment!"

Kid

I don’t see why people say that emo kids don’t like to hangout. I seen them hanging all day.

Orphan

What are the similarities between orphans and unripe strawberries?

None of them get picked.

Page

"When someone asks for a dad joke and you send them to the orphan page."

Funeral

My friend is upset with me because I sniffed his grandmother's nickers. Not sure if it was because she was still wearing them or if it was because the whole family was watching. Either way, the rest of her funeral was really awkward.

Bowler

Why are 10-pin bowlers always in pain?

Because their balls have holes in them.

Pringles

When you want Pringles, but a fat person was eating them, there were only three left, sweety.