Them jokes

Why are graveyards so popular? Because people are always dying to get into them.

Dark humor is like having parents, not everybody gets them.

If a depressed kid tries to high five a tree, it leaves them hanging.

The reason they attacked the towers is because the terrorists thought the towers were giant middle fingers pointed at them. What silly saudis!

How do you confuse a blonde?

Tell them to stand in the corner in a round room.

Why are orphans good at dodge ball?

Because no one misses them.

Why do they call them a nonce?

Because they go for people who don't have any sense.

What's common between the penis and a Rubik's cube?

Both get hard when we play with them.

My husband and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children.

If anybody does, please just send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.

"Nun" means no one likes them. Just take off that dumb hood!

Why do orphans do so well in life?

When people told them "Go big or go home," they only had one option.

You know you have weird Indian parents when you can hear them canilingus each other.

For some reason a group of emo kids are following me because I gave them a Happy Meal.

Why are life and a penis alike?

Women make both of them hard.

I'd like to have kids one day.

I don't think I could stand them any longer than that, though.

How do you knock out 26 kids in one punch?

Give them a Sandy Hook.

My friends in my friend group say that I am quiet and I don't do anything bad. I proved them wrong by murdering the leader of it.

It's easy to tell if a skeleton is lying to you because you can see right through them.

What do orgasms and impulses have in common?

I don’t care if they have either of them.

Why did the emo kids stop going to their favorite tree?

It died before them.