Them jokes
What's the difference between China and New York City?
In China, the Asians ride ON the trains. In New York City, they usually end up riding UNDER them.
Why do orphans like belts?
They remind them of their father.
Why is Peter Pan always flying? He Neverlands!
Where do sheep go to get their hair cut? The baa-baa shop.
Why did Adele cross the road? To sing, “Hello from the other side!”
How do trees access the internet? They log in.
Did you get them? Me neither. I mean, it is worst jokes ever. I'm kidding, I actually do understand them.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?
It depends on how hard you throw them. 😈😈
I saw a kid crying, so I asked them where their parents were.
God, I love working at an orphanage!
My eggcellent egg yolks crack everyone up.
If you don't like them, you're just hard boiled.
What is the best part about having sex with 43 year olds?
There are 40 of them.
Why did Mozart kill all his chickens?
Because when he asked them who the best composer was, they all said, "Bach, Bach, Bach!"
Why do basketball players love cookies so much?
Because they can dunk them!
Two twins were talking in class. I threw a paper airplane at one of them.
Why can’t orphans play catch?
They never had a dad to teach them.
I love orphans, so at least they know someone loves them.
I walked into an orphanage and asked a kid why they were crying.
They said: "Because I lost my parents."
I said: "Let's find them."
They cried harder, so I walked out of the orphanage.
How are a woman and a car alike? Put something in them and they'll both start.
People are like tequila glasses,
you gotta shoot them down fast.
Did you know the Bible has a passage about killing babies by smashing them against rocks?
That's probably because microwaves hadn't been invented yet.
What did Trump say to Ukraine when Putin bombed them?
"It was Antifa!!!! And China!!!!"
Huh, I'm really pissed off. No matter how many jokes I make, no one likes them. 😭😭:'(:':😔😔😿💔💔👇👇:(
Don't see why people say that babysitting a toddler is hard. You just grease the bathtub, put them inside with some food and drink, and go do your business. I guarantee you that they will still be there when you return.
If you stay in the house, you might need to use sound cancelling headphones too, though.
Anyone got any good Floyd jokes? I really need them to take my breath away.