Them Jokes

I wrote puns on a piece of paper like this:

P. P. P. P. U. U. U. U. N. N. N. N. S. S. S. S.

Then I showed them to my teacher, asking him what they had in common.

β€œThey are all very tearable,” he replied.

Well, there is one person who gets it!

Why is Peter Pan always flying? He Neverlands!

Where do sheep go to get their hair cut? The baa-baa shop.

Why did Adele cross the road? To sing, β€œHello from the other side!”

How do trees access the internet? They log in.

Did you get them? Me neither. I mean, it is worst jokes ever. I'm kidding, I actually do understand them.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?

It depends on how hard you throw them. 😈😈

I walked into an orphanage and asked a kid why they were crying.

They said: "Because I lost my parents."

I said: "Let's find them."

They cried harder, so I walked out of the orphanage.

Why did Mozart kill all his chickens?

Because when he asked them who the best composer was, they all said, "Bach, Bach, Bach!"

Did you know the Bible has a passage about killing babies by smashing them against rocks?

That's probably because microwaves hadn't been invented yet.

Trump likes to grab 'em by the pussy. Putin likes to grab them by their tiny hands.

Huh, I'm really pissed off. No matter how many jokes I make, no one likes them. 😭😭:'(:':πŸ˜”πŸ˜”πŸ˜ΏπŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡:(