Them jokes
So I saw a bag full of children near a dumpster. I guess we know where the orphans are when the parents didn’t want them.
Wouldn’t want to hope a Catholic priest comes along, otherwise the priest will have new sex toys.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? One of them gets picked.
Why do orphans never get a car?
Because their parents need to buy them one.
To teach kids about democracy, I let them vote on dinner. They picked tacos.
Then I made pizza because they don’t live in a swing state.
Why do humans hate aliens?
Because Fortnite took them out of the game, and I want aliens back in Fortnite!
My friend said they were going to make a comeback. I told them to do it at the back of the throat.
I'm a pilot and my boss told me to fly people to New York, so I flew them to New York and hit the towers. That was a tragic story.
What do a deaf person and an orphan have in common? Neither of them can hear their parents.
Why can orphans never go to the shops?
'Cause the Talibans will plane dive into them.
Parents are like food—not all kids get them.
What's the difference between an orphan and a slice of pizza?
Nothing, I eat both of them.
What happens when a depressed kid try’s to high-five a tree?
The tree leaves them hanging.
What can you tell [as] a difference between [a] man and a woman [in a] relationship?
Both of them are just full of shit.
I’m on top of things. Would you like to be one of them?
Did you hear about the guy that was cutting off people's feet and taking them?
It took my sole.
What would you call a person who hides in a house for 24 hours and then kills them?
Morgz.
If a kid refused to go to bed, does that make them guilty of resisting a rest?
What do James Doyle and Hannah Doyle have in common?
John fucked them both in the rear.
Subway trying to commemorate 9/11: CRASH INTO SUBWAY THIS SUBTEMBER 11TH TO GET 2 FOOTLONG SUBS FOR ONLY $9.11, THAT'S 2 FOOTLONG SUBS FOR $9.11 AND WATCH THEM FALL... INTO YOUR MOUTH!
What makes genders and Twin Towers similar?
There used to be two of them, and now it's a sensitive subject.