Them jokes

My friend said they were going to make a comeback. I told them to do it at the back of the throat.

I don't see why people say that emo kids don't like to hang out.

I've seen them hanging all day.

I'm a pilot and my boss told me to fly people to New York, so I flew them to New York and hit the towers. That was a tragic story.

What do a deaf person and an orphan have in common? Neither of them can hear their parents.

What's the difference between an orphan and a slice of pizza?

Nothing, I eat both of them.

Parents are like food—not all kids get them.

What happens when a depressed kid try’s to high-five a tree?

The tree leaves them hanging.

Why can orphans never go to the shops?

'Cause the Talibans will plane dive into them.

What can you tell [as] a difference between [a] man and a woman [in a] relationship?

Both of them are just full of shit.

Why do basketball players hate gravity?

Because it's always bringing them down.

If a kid refused to go to bed, does that make them guilty of resisting a rest?

What do James Doyle and Hannah Doyle have in common?

John fucked them both in the rear.

What do noodles and women have in common? They both wiggle when you eat them.

How do you find a black person in the dark without a flashlight?

Tell them a joke to make them smile.

If certain diseases spread in water, why does Africa have them?

Three old women are sitting on a park bench. A man in a trench coat comes and flashes them.

The first woman had a stroke. The second woman had a stroke. The third woman couldn't quite reach.

Most women are like the Twin Towers.

It's all fun and good when guys fly through them, but once the little people come jumping off them, it becomes sad and awful.

Your smile is so nice that the moon shines off them.

My kids told me to have a good day, so I left them to their own devices and hoped for the best.

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? One of them gets picked.