Them jokes
Why can't depressed kids high five a tree? It will leave them hanging.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home!
A serial killer was at my house and killed all my family but me. Why? I was in the living room.
What do sloths and depressed people have in common? They both hang off trees.
What is a group of depressed kids called? The suicide squad.
These three men wanted to start a band. One had the idea to call them the Rolling Stones, one wanted to call them the Veggies, the other said, "Let's be the Cripples," as they all rolled away.
Where did Jeffrey Epstein go to college?
Bring them young.
Orphans around my area only watched Youtube Shorts.
I asked them and then realized they can't click the home button.
Why do we not have female magicians? Because last time we had them, we burned them alive.
You abuse me that I have no beards, but your sugar daddy shaved them off to look cute. 🤔
"Twins sitting in class."
Me: Casually throws a paper plane at them.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a flower? One of them gets picked.
Q: Why did the Mexican start taking anti-anxiety pills?
A: Because he was taking them for His-panic attacks.
Do you know you’re supposed to wash your sex toys after you use them?
I guess that’s why Catholics invented baptism.
How do you get a million Pikachus in a bus?
You shove them on!
What's the best thing about f*cking twenty-eight-year-olds?
There's twenty of them.
This morning, I was in the kitchen, and I saw a whole bunch of leftover brownies made from scratch. I just tasted one and spit it out because somebody put some goddamn weed in them, what the fuck!
Next time you see a Brit, go up to them and say:
"Imagine losing a 'Tea Party in Boston.'"
Yesterday I had a party in my basement.
I got questioned a lot about 5 dead kids in the corner shut in a box. I did that when I was 13, damn I forgot about them!
What do parents tell little boys to make them behave?
"Be good, or when you're asleep, Michael Jackson will get you!"
A woman was 3 months pregnant when she fell into a coma. After 6 months, she woke up. She asked the doctor, "How's the baby?"
"You had twins," the doctor replied. "Your brother named them."
The woman said, "Oh no, not my brother! What did he call them?"
The doctor said, "He called the girl Denise."
"What about the boy?" the woman asked.
The doctor said, "Denephew."
Here's a sex joke.
What's the best part of having sex with 28 year olds? There's 20 of them.
Why are Indians such good actors?
Most of them are phone scammers.
Why don’t cows have any money?
Because farmers milk them dry.