The jokes
What do planes and offices have in common?
They both tend to cross paths at the wake of disaster.
I was at my grandparents' and saw someone breaking into a car. I told my grandpa, "He's trying to break into the car!" He said, "No, ours is in the garden."
What is the definition of confusion?
Three blind lesbians in a fish market.
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Memes
Why did Severus Snape cross the road wearing an invisibility cloak?
So no one would know what side he was on.
This bitch got mad at me because I couldn’t last four strokes. What the fuck are you mad at me for? My grandpa didn’t even survive one.
What did the parent say to Michael Jackson?
"Get off my kid!"
I still don't know what's the worst, most dangerous place to take your children on holiday, but, for certain, it's either Vatican City or Neverland Ranch.
What’s the similarities between a pillow and your mom?
They’re both in my bed.
Two nuns are riding their bikes down a cobblestone path.
One nun turns to the other one and says, "I’ve never come this way."
The other one says, "Neither have I. It must be the cobblestones."
Why was the two-piece swimsuit invented?
To separate the meat section from the dairy section.
I watched a documentary called "Redline Carrera: Birth of the Memes." It all started with Paul Walker.
What were Paul Walker's last words?
I dk probably "WATCH THE FUCKING TREE!"
What's the difference between Paul Walker and a fly? It's the sound they make when they hit the windshield.
Why does Santa come down the chimney? Because he knows he isn't allowed to come in the back door.
I went to the dump truck today, and my wife said, "Thanks for visiting."
What’s the difference between how you watch porn and I watch porn?
The windows we watch through.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims. They went through 67 stories in 0.67 milliseconds.
Roses are red, Violets are fine, You can be the six, And I can be the nine.