The jokes

These jokes are weak like the structure of the towers.

Guy 1: "Tell me a bad pun."

Guy 2: "Alright. What's the difference between a tuna fish, a piano, and a tube of glue?"

Guy 1: "Ok, that last one was random as heck. What is the difference?"

Guy 2: "You can tuna a piano, but you can't piano a tuna."

Guy 1: "Ok, where does the glue come in?"

Guy 2: "Ah, I knew you'd get stuck on that."

A man is with his friend in a bar.

The friend, out of the blue, asks, "Hey, what's your body count?"

Nervous, the man looks away.

The friend then says, "I'm talking about sex."

The man then turns back and mumbles, "Oh... I thought you saw inside the basement..."

"Wait, wha..."

"What?"

I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, they got excited and asked if I could drive a plane.

What's the difference between yes and no...

Nothing.

One day in class, little Johnny was mucking around, not listening to the teacher. After 5 minutes, the teacher caught him, finished what she was saying, and said, "Little Johnny, if you weren’t listening, what was the last thing I said?" And little Johnny replied back, "You said, 'What was the last thing I said?'"

I got arrested on suspicion of attempted rape all because I was carrying some cable ties, a bit of tape and a piece of cloth. It's such a joke, I hadn't even bought the chloroform yet.

The "f" in orphan is for family.

I tried to catch the fog, but I mist.

I asked my date to meet me at the gym today. She didn't show up. That's when I knew we weren't gonna work out.

Little Johnny walked into his house. He heard a banging sound from up above and decided to investigate. He opened the door to his parents' room and saw his naked mom and the woman next door. He thought they were wrestling and decided to join in.

Yo mama so ugly when her parents had a gender reveal party the balloon came out green.

What’s the difference between emos and Hitler?

Hitler didn’t post on social media when he wanted to kill himself.

What's the difference between Johnny Depp and an orphan?

An orphan is more capable of speaking clearly.

How do you get an emo out of a tree? You cut the rope.

"Oh daddy," the kid said. "I love you so much!"

"Hey," the man responded. "Until we get the DNA test results, I'm just Harry to you!"

So there was this kid being bullied by four other kids. I decided to step in.

He didn’t stand a chance against the five of us.

Why can't college students take exams at the zoo?

Too many cheetahs!

What did the mother cow say to the baby cow?

"It's pasture bed time."

What's the difference between you and eggs? Eggs get laid.